Four bears break into cabin; drink 100 beers

With all the doom and gloom from space, the earth and our loving corrupt in DC, I seen this headline and just about bust a gut. Didn't find it in a search so sorry if it's posted. Have a good weekend ya'll.

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Hopefully they didn't drive. They were just bear-ly over the legal limit.

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I bet they woke up with a bear of a headache.... Yeah, I know.

Maybe they were just trying to drown their sorrows after they lost to Manning and the Broncos?

I love the way the discussion immediately goes towards stupid, woefully unfunny puns and one liners, really smart. Really, the comments should be about why animals are becoming more and more unruly.

I cannot bear this nonchalant attitude.

OMG!

Bears Gone Wild!

They must have been bear-y drunk!

Love lighthearted news like this.

Bear with them.

That really made my day!

His mother and grandmother were first on the scene, finding the entire cabin ransacked, including a set of destroyed appliances.

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...hmmm....2 thirsty old ladies over there now.

Nothing like kicking back to a cold one after a long day of fishing with your teeth.

Racer 5 is some good stuff. Hopefully thats what the bears were drinking!!!!

I wonder what a drunk bear acts like. Guess it depends on how drunk its gotten. But awesome. thanks for the light comedy. I think we all could use some of that these days.

that was the best link i have seen all week, *lol*
that is great.

Thanks for the thread.

Originally posted by binkman
I love the way the discussion immediately goes towards stupid, woefully unfunny puns and one liners, really smart. Really, the comments should be about why animals are becoming more and more unruly.

I cannot bear this nonchalant attitude.

I saw what you did there. Beary clever.

hehehehe...thanks OP...

that made my day!

Originally posted by SolarE-Souljah
They must have been bear-y drunk!

Love lighthearted news like this.

Bear'y drunk
thats a good one ahah

yup bears do love to get drunk to
animals do it all the time eating rotten fruits

but 100 beers
would have love to see how they walk
no video ?

And perhaps worst of all, Nilsen is worried that the family of bears might return for a follow-up engagement.

Oh, they will be back, if they can remember the address!

Bear with me here, I'm completely sauced after 100 beehives of honey.

I know, that wasn't berry nice of me to steal their cave full of honey; but, a human's got to do what a human's got to do!

And that's the bare story for ya!

If I could flag this I would, this is getting better as the night goes on! Funniest thread I've seen on here so far.

100 beers? Who keeps that much beer on hand? I wish I would have rented that cabin. LoL!