posted on Aug, 9 2012 @ 12:29 PM
Originally posted by nightstalker78
Come on mods. Shut this crap down.
And this is in the grey area because......?
Reptillians do not exist.
Dude! Teach me... I have searched for so long and finally, I have found you... The Great One! The one who has personally visited every nook and cranny
of Every planet orbiting Every star in Every galaxy, including runaway planets and stars not part of any system, and catalogued Every life form to
ever exist since the beginning of time!
Finally, my journey can come to an end... You know, its funny. I've waited for this moment my entire life and yet I find myself utterly unprepared...
I have so many questions but I don't know where to start!
Ok, so reptilian beings definitely do not exist. The Great One said so, so that clears that up. So, Great One, what kinds of life DO exist in this
universe of ours? Any intelligent ones? Space faring? Have any visited Earth?
You know, at first I just thought you were yet another jackass among many who assume they know all... But then I noticed the way you bossed around the
mods as if you owned this website, paid for it and set it up and everything, and it was then that I realized... "This is it.... I have found, The
Imagine my sense of embarrassment and sheer awe when it came to me that you must've already known about my first assumptions of you being one of those
know it all jerks who walks into threads making broad declarations, offering no evidence as to the truth of your claims... Obviously a great ascended
master of YOUR stature who posseses the seemingly impossible knowledge of the NONexistance of ANYTHING, must also have mastered psychic ability beyond
any level comprehendable to a mere mortal as myself... So, out of pure respect, I immediately chopped off my pinky with the ceremonial dagger I kept
for such a situation when I finally found the Great One and had mistakenly disrespected him or her. If a greater offering is required, please let me
know. You could always take my first born, or my wife... "Take my wife...Please!!"
edit on 9-8-2012 by 3n19m470 because: spelling error.
although the great one surely knew what i meant, i did this for the benefit of the mortals here.