Mah life storiez [APWC]

Well, I reckon itz time I splain to you folks how da purple chiten gotted here an eberfang. Afor I start, ya’ll need ta know that I uze dis here voice reckognizin softenware thang and, well, I’m a country chiten and I not got no lips cuz chitenz don’t have lips, so my werds don’t sound jest rite. Don’t be hatin now, itz not nice. Specially since I iz jest a wittle chiten enyway. I duz a lot better when I hunt and peck on dat keyboard, but thunk you mite wanna see how it kinda soundz and stuff when da chiten iz tawlkin.
Enyyyywayyyy…. It wuz a brite an shiney Eastemer morning and I’d been hangin out with that thar Eastern Bunny but I wuz still in my egg. Eggz iz where chitenz comes frum in case you didn’t know that and stuff.
Well, da Eastern Bunny droppeded me off at Maxey Flats by mistake and datz where all them nukular thangs iz put. Some of it leaked into mah egg and dun some weird kinda stuff to me. Ya’ll thought those turtles were fake didn’t ya? Well, they ain’t. They were real too, but they weren’t frum round here. Maybe New York or one of them Yankee places, I dunno, I never met them.
So anyway, there I wuz, getting ready ta pop outa my shell with all that nukular stuff all around. Bout that time the worst dern thunderstorm you ever did see popped up and it was flashin and crashin all over the place!! The lightenin went and struck me right in the shell and out I popped! Since my egg wuz purple, well, I was purple too.
I found out really quick I wasn’t like the other chitenz round here. They didn’t tawlk, they didn’t play basketball, they didn’t like calculus and they weren’t near as good lookin as me. The hen and wooster adoptatated me and been raisin me as their own ever since then. I’m gonna be a gud Wooster some day, I really am. I’ve been workin on my crowin and I’m really good at catchin wermz. I grew a lot this summer too! I’m almost 5 inches tall now, that’s a whole ¼ inch taller than I was before!!
So, datz where da chiten comed from and now here I iz! They maded a video bout me, but changed the names ta protect the innocent and used dat funny license thang that artistics have, I dunno, I jest went along with it cuz they paid me bunches of money. Whut kin I say, a chitenz gotta live ya know.

The way your post reads is absolutely frustrating..

Originally posted by TechVampyre
The way your post reads is absolutely frustrating..

I telled you I not hab no lips and dat voice transmalashun thang ain' werth a nickle!

I shud go back ta huntin an peckin

Very good Chiten! Only you!

S&F for the laughs alone!

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Is this meant to be a joke?

What an amazing tale. S&F

P.s. Are factory farms like concentration camps to your people?

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Propaganer at its finest!!! I git it...country folks will surrvive

Originally posted by AdmiralAlavar
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Is this meant to be a joke?

Dude, I'm a purple talking chicken, of course it is!

Originally posted by Bodhi7
What an amazing tale. S&F

P.s. Are factory farms like concentration camps to your people?

yah, itz terribus I tell ya!!!

I'm a free range chiten mahself, they'll take my wermz when they pry them from my cold dead wings!!

Originally posted by shells4u
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Propaganer at its finest!!! I git it...country folks will surrvive

yah, I'm a hillbilly chiten through and through!!

I’m gonna be a gud Wooster some day, I really am.

You misspelled a word!

I'm gonna be a gud Wooster sum day, I really am. There, I fixed it for you.

This is a perfect contest for you, thanks for joining. SnF!

Originally posted by Druid42

I’m gonna be a gud Wooster some day, I really am.

You misspelled a word!

I'm gonna be a gud Wooster sum day, I really am. There, I fixed it for you.

This is a perfect contest for you, thanks for joining. SnF!

OMG, I can't believe I missed that one!!!
Thanks for catching it for me!!!

Thanks!

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LOLOLO......youz is wun crazy chiten.........

Very cute PurpleChiten..This story made me chuckle S&F peace,sugarcookie1