Well, I reckon itz time I splain to you folks how da purple chiten gotted here an eberfang. Afor I start, ya’ll need ta know that I uze dis here
voice reckognizin softenware thang and, well, I’m a country chiten and I not got no lips cuz chitenz don’t have lips, so my werds don’t sound
jest rite. Don’t be hatin now, itz not nice. Specially since I iz jest a wittle chiten enyway. I duz a lot better when I hunt and peck on dat
keyboard, but thunk you mite wanna see how it kinda soundz and stuff when da chiten iz tawlkin.
Enyyyywayyyy…. It wuz a brite an shiney Eastemer morning and I’d been hangin out with that thar Eastern Bunny but I wuz still in my egg. Eggz iz
where chitenz comes frum in case you didn’t know that and stuff.
Well, da Eastern Bunny droppeded me off at Maxey Flats by mistake and datz where all them nukular
thangs iz put. Some of it leaked into mah egg and dun some weird kinda stuff to me. Ya’ll thought those turtles were fake didn’t ya? Well, they
ain’t. They were real too, but they weren’t frum round here. Maybe New York or one of them Yankee places, I dunno, I never met them.
So anyway, there I wuz, getting ready ta pop outa my shell with all that nukular stuff all around. Bout that time the worst dern thunderstorm you ever
did see popped up and it was flashin and crashin all over the place!! The lightenin went and struck me right in the shell and out I popped! Since my
egg wuz purple, well, I was purple too.
I found out really quick I wasn’t like the other chitenz round here. They didn’t tawlk, they didn’t play basketball, they didn’t like calculus
and they weren’t near as good lookin as me. The hen and wooster adoptatated me and been raisin me as their own ever since then. I’m gonna be a gud
Wooster some day, I really am. I’ve been workin on my crowin and I’m really good at catchin wermz. I grew a lot this summer too! I’m almost 5
inches tall now, that’s a whole ¼ inch taller than I was before!!
So, datz where da chiten comed from and now here I iz! They maded a video bout me, but changed the names ta protect the innocent and used dat funny
license thang that artistics have, I dunno, I jest went along with it cuz they paid me bunches of money. Whut kin I say, a chitenz gotta live ya
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