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New species of Snake discovered. looks like a penis...

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posted on Aug, 2 2012 @ 08:52 PM
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Oh Gawd...I can't Imagine that


Walks into house, Hi Mr. Smith, say hi to my new pet..

Awkward stare...




posted on Aug, 2 2012 @ 08:56 PM
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What the hell will they name it?
Will it have a red gift bow around it's neck?


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posted on Aug, 2 2012 @ 08:59 PM
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LMAO, yikes, that's a whole another set of jokes..

The mimicker. It reminds me of the alien creature from the movie 'Dreamcatcher'



posted on Aug, 2 2012 @ 09:02 PM
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That pic made me laugh long and hard...really it did



posted on Aug, 3 2012 @ 02:29 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
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What the hell will they name it?
Will it have a red gift bow around it's neck?


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They could call it Richard?
Or some deviation of the name *snicker*

Ahh, nothing better than a good ol' penis joke


Rustyy



posted on Aug, 3 2012 @ 08:20 AM
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I heard the also find them in Lake Flacid



posted on Aug, 3 2012 @ 10:49 AM
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I wonder if someone played a practical joke on the explorer or photographer filming for wild species in the woods

(I'm thinking of the movie 'Bachelor Party' and the male stripper scene with the bride and her family)



posted on Aug, 3 2012 @ 10:50 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
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What the hell will they name it?
Will it have a red gift bow around it's neck?

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What will you feed the snake...a cat?
or a gerbil?



posted on Aug, 3 2012 @ 11:38 AM
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LMAO Are we sure that isn't a hoax?

I have it on good authority *ahem* that it looks like a dark stallions willy.


Disclaimer: Suspiria has never been in the immediate vicinity of a massive horse shlong.
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posted on Aug, 3 2012 @ 12:29 PM
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Ah yes, that appears to be the Brazilian Trouser Snake, or Serpentes Pantalones Brazilicus. The discoverers do not do it justice to call in "floppy snake", except when describing this in front of a family audience. By the way, it's an amphibian, most likely a cousin to the mudskipper, not a real snake.

Local folklore has it that once upon a time, there was a queen of the Amazons who cursed a man, should he ever mistreat another woman, his penis would fall off and be lost in the forests forever. He tested the curse, his manhood fell off, turned into a lungless creature, and ran from its owner in shame. Be that a lessson to all men everywhere. Scientists caught six of them, which may mean there are six cursed men in Brazil mourning their loss.
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