The Night of Endless Horrors

Sunflower Rainbow (formally known as Jane Flemkey) and Hero Anon (formally known as Carl Nusebaum) entered the “All-You-Can-Eat” vegan restaurant. The protest went well, and they were coming down off their adrenalin high of sticking it to the evil meat-eaters and leather-wearers of the world.
To think that people would eat the flesh of animals just made Sunflower’s skin crawl.
Hero just wanted to get his freak on with Sunflower.

After getting their tofu/soy/cabbage sticks with a lemon-water dip, they sat at their table and started to eat.

Little did they know. . . . . . .

“I think I’m going to be sick”, said the radish.
“Just don’t look, think of something nice. Warm safe place. . . warm safe place. . . “, chanted the carrot sticks.
“Oh god! They ate Shirley! They ate Shirley!”
“Stop it!” Said the head of lettuce. “Stop it right now!”
The bowl of lemons just wept. Some prayed. Some prayed to the meat-eating God of their religion. The one that stated that animals were created to save the true and just, the honest and honourable, the devout. Animals were created to spare the chlorophyll-kind. The green and red and blue and yellow kind.
Eggplants were non-denominational and didn’t really count.
The peas were busy killing themselves before a family of eight could get near them.
A bowl of cherries were sacrificing a cantaloupe in the hopes that they would be saved. “Save the pits, Betty! Save the pits!”
The spaghetti squash was lamenting.

But all was for naught.

Some survivors made it through the night. Some made it through the carnage and horror. They wept tears of joy as they were tossed into a compost heap. Thanking their god for their deliverance from the evil meat eaters.

But their night of horror was only beginning, as a white fluffy bunny came nearer and nearer. Closer and closer. A piece of arugula looked at a wedge of iceberg and as the bunny came closer, just said, “Hold me John.”

Nice!



Brilliant as aways Beezzer. Told only like an evil bunny can.

S&F Beezzer! Awesome story! I liked it a lot and am kind of sad you er... I mean the other bunny had to murder the arugula.

This is a hard one for me, but you did great!

I may have more to say when I can quit rolling on the floor.

Originally posted by Kangaruex4Ewe
S&F Beezzer! Awesome story! I liked it a lot and am kind of sad you er... I mean the other bunny had to murder the arugula.

This is a hard one for me, but you did great!

Thank you. This was a fun one to create.

Originally posted by DAVID64

I may have more to say when I can quit rolling on the floor.

That's what I was shooting for!

Appreciate it.

Originally posted by beezzer

But their night of horror was only beginning, as a white fluffy bunny came nearer and nearer. Closer and closer. A piece of arugula looked at a wedge of iceberg and as the bunny came closer, just said, “Hold me John.”

I flagged you for this paragraph alone. Excellent work Beez, nice to see you back in the saddle

Originally posted by 74Templar

Originally posted by beezzer

But their night of horror was only beginning, as a white fluffy bunny came nearer and nearer. Closer and closer. A piece of arugula looked at a wedge of iceberg and as the bunny came closer, just said, “Hold me John.”

I flagged you for this paragraph alone. Excellent work Beez, nice to see you back in the saddle

Thank you. Gotta admit, this one was fun!

Originally posted by 74Templar

Originally posted by beezzer

But their night of horror was only beginning, as a white fluffy bunny came nearer and nearer. Closer and closer. A piece of arugula looked at a wedge of iceberg and as the bunny came closer, just said, “Hold me John.”

I flagged you for this paragraph alone. Excellent work Beez, nice to see you back in the saddle

Totally agree this was my favourite part for sure. If I could I give you Applesauce I mean er Applause just for that last sentence alone...

This epic tale will surely make the smug holy Vegans think again , ?
Surely starvation is the only answer?

Originally posted by Dr Expired
This epic tale will surely make the smug holy Vegans think again , ?
Surely starvation is the only answer?

One can only hope.

Thanks for reading!

Great story OP..... someone should gather a bunch of these togeather and publish an ATS book of short stories.

Originally posted by steel49
Great story OP..... someone should gather a bunch of these togeather and publish an ATS book of short stories.

Thanks for reading it.

I imagine that idea has been kicked around before, but epublishing might be a hoot!