My Cat Says the Darndest Things Writing Contest [APWC][WINNERS announced], page 1


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Topic started on 1-8-2012 @ 09:41 AM by masqua


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A Zebra and a Muskox walked into a bar one day.

The Muskox ordered a frozen daiquiri and the Zebra rolled her eyes said; "That figures".

The Muskox asked her what she meant by that crack and the Zebra said; "Well, you're from the far north, so frozen is what you're used to, right? Far be it for a Muskox to try something different. All you guys ever do is form a big protective circle whenever anything threatening or you're just not used to comes along. You're all so predictable."

The Muskox thought about that for a while and couldn't disagree with the statement. It is their customary instinct after all. Never run, form a circle of horns and hard heads and protect the youngsters in the middle.

The bartender (a lion) smirked and asked the Zebra what she'd like to order.

Without the slightest hesitation, the Zebra replied; "I'll have a Rum Runner
".

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I know... bad joke, but it is all mine because I just made it up, so forgive me.

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The August Short Story Writing challenge is Anthropomorphism and you can relate that to animals, the sun, moon, wind, clouds or whatever by giving human characteristics to them.

All T&C's apply

Title must contain [APWC]

Enter as many stories as you like, but post them as seperate threads in the Short Story forum.

No upper or lower word count limits

Any writing form acceptable

There will be three winners chosen, based solely on the number of flags their story receives from your fellow members.

The contest runs until midnight, August 31 and the winners announced the following morning of September 1.

Winners only will get writer status, 5 'applauses' each and included in the Showcase of Winners
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reply posted on 1-8-2012 @ 10:37 PM by Druid42
Life's a Beach.

Just something I had to throw out before bedtime. There's so much potential for everyone to make many interesting entries.

Good luck everyone!


reply posted on 2-8-2012 @ 02:49 PM by smyleegrl



reply posted on 3-8-2012 @ 04:30 PM by beezzer
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I read your story to my wife.

She cried.

You deserve the win!


reply posted on 3-8-2012 @ 10:49 PM by 1littlewolf
Sweet topic this month and my writer's block seems to have finally cleared (or more rather I'm a little less busy than usual). I'm impressed that so many peeps are writing in a more 'poetic' sorta format which I really enjoy.

Here's my entry

Little Birch and the Last Winter's Morn.

It tells the story of how masqua gets his painting panels....




ETA:

reply to post by smyleegrl
Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by smyleegrl

I read your story to my wife.

She cried.

You deserve the win!


I almost cried with this one .

Great job smyleegrl, makes me wish I still had my schnookims…


edit on 4/8/2012 by 1littlewolf because: ETA



reply posted on 4-8-2012 @ 03:41 PM by isyeye
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Thanks Masqua...I may have channeled that story from Mother Earth herself... ...

...that, or I was inspired by an extremely upset mother who has a child that has hurt her.
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