Maybe it will find one of those lost caves with spanish gold to form its lair, learn to breath fire, and attack the countryside.
We'll have to:
1. Start sacrificing virgins to appease it. (Not too many of them in Colorado)
2. Form a brave band of adventurers to slay the beast.
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