posted on Jul, 28 2012 @ 08:46 PM
Seriously. I have a lot of hats because everywhere I go that is sunny, I forget. So the first thing I need to do is buy a hat.
I went to Disneyland the first time when I was 40. I had to buy a hat.
I went to Las Vegas and forgot to take one with me. I had to buy a hat. (Blue Man Group)
I went to the San Diego Zoo. Had to buy a hat.
I went to the Sinai Desert in Egypt. Lost my San Diego Zoo hat. Had to buy another.
Someone from Egypt, or a tourist, now has my hat.
I went to Greece. Lost my Egypt hat. Had to buy a Greek one.
Everywhere I go I buy a hat, but I forget to bring them with me.
So I have a lot of hats.