posted on Jul, 28 2012 @ 04:15 PM
Originally posted by jude11
Originally posted by XeroOne
The nuggets contain a special highly addictive drug, by the way:
That drug must not be too effective because I can't stand nuggets. Tried them a few times and honestly don't get the people who buy this crap.
Some years ago I was eating one of those renowned nuggets, of which we now speak, at a fairly nondescript McDonalds establishment. When the meat
product was undressed from its casing of fairly well-hydrated breadcrumbs, I had an epiphany. What, I reflected, if the meat product was not actually
What if the material that had so deceptively masqueraded as meat up until this point, was something harvested from some unspeakable monstrosity
created in a godforsaken laboratory?
I flung the tray across the room! I cast away the breadcrumbs that accumulated on my lap! I stormed towards the counter from whence I obtained the
Happy Meal, and screamed to the assistant "I demand the truth!"
Maybe you'd consider doing the same.
edit on 28-7-2012 by XeroOne because: (no reason given)