This is a continuation of the story An Alien Named George Lives In My Shirt Pocket
Warning: The following is a work of fiction, and may cause:
Varying states of emotion, uncontrollable desires to star and flag, witty replies, and the unrational belief that I REALLY have an Alien named George
that lives in my shirt pocket.
...Continue with caution!
Many members here on ATS have been asking me for further information on my Alien friend George that lives in my shirt pocket. I talked to George
about telling everyone a little more about him and his activities here on Earth, and he said it would be ok to share with everyone, as long as they
were willing to share their cheese.
George and I would like to thank everyone for their kindness, and for believing our story. I know that it's only because of the pictures that we
have of George that everyone does. I would be really sad if everyone thought this was a joke or I made all of this up for attention.
There are a few things that George said might be important for everyone to know. He thought that ATS might wonder exactly how he got to Earth from
his former home on the Sun. He gave me some more pictures to show everyone.
This is George's spaceship:
He doesn't know too much about the technology that makes the spaceship work, only that it is self-propeled, and it really doesn't move very fast.
George at the controls of his spaceship:
George said that the biggest problem with the ship is finding storage space for the tiny black implants the Aliens make that ATS member Destinyone
spoke of in the other thread.
Oh, and speaking of Destinyone, I told George that some of his relatives were living in her goat barn, and he was so happy. He said that he hasn't
seen them in a long time. The last time was when they were little and George was helping to take care of them. He showed me a picture of them
together from a long time ago.
George and his relatives that live in Destinyone's goat barn:
George also wanted me to thank Destinyone for recommending the Waffle House. He enjoyed the food very much. I was trying to take a picture of George
there but for some reason the waitress started screaming and throwing things at me and George. We got scared and left. George wants to go back
though. We'll just try to go when that crazy lady isn't working.
I mentioned in my other thread something about d-con that George had talked about that made him really sick. I thought I would ask him some more
about it, but all he would tell me was that it made his head hurt real bad, and that he couldn't believe anyone would do something so cruel to a
living creature. When I was looking thru George's pictures to find some more to show everyone, I found a very curious one that I think might be from
his d-con mind control experience. I'll share it with ATS, but please don't tell George. I didn't ask him if it was ok.
George's d-con mind control experience:
George has been thru quite alot since I've met him. He wanted to learn more about us humans and how we lived, so I started to take him around to all
the places that mean things to us. Most of the places we went to were really nice, but we were very frightened when we went to Washington DC. George
was interested in how our government worked and really liked the big buildings everyone worked in. He said that they looked a little bit like the
ones that the ancient big lizards would have built. I tried to introduce George to the President because I thought that maybe if the President knew
that there was an Alien living here on Earth, he would protect George, but I was very wrong. I just barely saved his life, and then we ran away as
fast as we could.
Here is a picture of George meeting the President:
There's one more thing that George wants me to tell ATS. I don't like having to tell everyone bad things, but George is making me do this because
it's very important. He said if I don't do it, he'll make me swallow one of his little black implants. I really don't want to do that. It's
something scary to talk about, but I think George is probably right. People need to know about this, even if I get scared talking about it, and
don't really want to.
George isn't the only Alien on Earth, as I know most of you have figured out. His relatives that live in Destinyone's goat barn are but a few of
the many that are lurking in the shadows of this planet. Some of them are VERY dangerous. When George first came to this planet, his two cousins
were also making the trip to Earth. They had been exiled from the sun for their evil activities, and found that our planet was the one most suitable
for their needs. George said that they want to take over the world. They want to be in charge of everything and make us all their slaves.
The two of them are very dangerous, especially the shorter one. He must be VERY smart since his head is so big, and George says that his name is
Brain. I don't remember the other Alien's name, but I think it had something to do with a color. Please, if you see these Aliens, stay away from
them. They will use you to try to take over the world. Maybe they are the one's that did the d-con mind control experiment on George. Maybe
that's why he doesn't like them so much.
Here's a picture of the evil Aliens:
See, I told you this was a bad thing to have to tell you.