reply to post by DarthMuerte
originally read in an Alvarez Guedes [cuban comedian] book
country bumpkin visits cousin in the big city
who informs him that now that he's in the big city he has to follow certain rules
among them, that he has to wear underwear
guy goes to his room but can't figure out how to put them on
after about 1/2 an hour:
"ummm, hey! how...?"
" the side with the crap-stain goes in the back!!!"