Iran Pledges to Deploy Warships in the Atlantic

Originally posted by Alternative4uI must admit it would be good to see Iran bring the UK & USA into line, they have taken out many Iran & Russian friends of late, it's time others got even with the USA & UK.

May the force of the Ayatollah khomeini be with them

Iran plans to build a space station too.

The Iranian navy should keep a sharp eye out for the Colombian Cocaine Subs too. We have trouble with them. You never know how much it might make them feel right at home too.

reply to post by illuminnaughty


By dirty commies do you mean the U.S. government?
We seem to supply most of the world with their weapons.

I would LOVE to see this...Iranian Naval BOATS as that is what they are....a few dingy's with a Gun Duct Taped to the Bow. Seriously...the Iranian Navy has very little experience even NAVIGATING THE ATLANTIC! Their Sailors are used to the relative Calm Waters of the Persian Gulf. They are going to be using a lot of BARF BAGS! LOL!

There is a VERY BIG DIFFERENCE between being a Sailor on the deck of a U.S. Carrier, Cruiser or for that matter...even the smaller U.S. Destroyers...as apposed to being a Sailor trying to keep their Feet Firmly Planted as they develop SEA LEGS for the FIRST TIME on an UNDER POWERED...SLOW MOVING...MULTIPLE DECADES OLD...OUT CLASSED AND OUT GUNNED....BILGE PUMP WORKING OVERTIME...FLOATING RUST BUCKET and Barely Floating as both the Iranian Crew and Skipper learn what a 30 to 70 foot swell can do to what they call a Naval Vessel...as an inexperienced Captain and Crew get caught in a North or South Atlantic Storm and get SIDE SWIPED BY A LARGE WAVE because even though they think they are pointed into the on coming large swells...Atlantic Storms can generate waves that can come from multiple directions all at the same time.

The only thing the U.S. should be worried about is if our U.S. Coast Guard is able to save their ASSES if they got into trouble too far out and we would have to use our Military to rescue them at such a time some FANATIC might shoot a Cannon or Duct Taped Missile at POINT BLANK RANGE as they prepared for Martyrdom.

Then again...we could just let them SINK! Naw! We couldn't do that! But seriously...the Iranian Navy going into Deep Water...High Seas...Monster Storm Atlantic Ocean after just playing in the Kiddie Pool that the Persian Gulf is....is very much like a 7 Month Old Baby...jumping off the 20 ft High Dive and into the water of the DEEP END! Even some of the most experienced Seamen have lost their lives at THIS TIME OF YEAR in the Atlantic. Never Mind a bunch of GUNG HO Sailors with ZERO EXPERIENCE traversing this Highly Dangerous as well as Unpredictable OCEAN. Especially with a bunch of OLD WARSHIPS of extremely DUBIOUS DESIGN! Say HELLO to DAVY JONES and his LOCKER! LOL!

SAD...BUT TRUE! Split Infinity