Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

Queer-Hatin Cordon Bleu' Goes On Sale Wednesday

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LOL!
Gotta love The Onion.
I wonder if some news organization is gonna pick this up as real news. heh

ATLANTA—As part of its recent efforts to publicly align itself with fundamentalist Christian values, the Chick-fil-A restaurant chain announced today the debut of its new Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu sandwich that would be on sale in all of the company's 1,600 restaurants this Wednesday.

In a press conference to reporters, company representatives said the homophobic new sandwich will include the national fast food chain’s trademark fried chicken filet wrapped in a piece of specially-smoked No Homo ham that would be topped with a slice of Swiss cheese and lathered in a creamy new Thousand Island-based Fag Punching sauce.

"The Queer-Hatin' Cordon Bleu is our company's way of showing our firm commitment to strong, Christian family values," said Chick-fil-A spokesman Robert Gary, before adding that the vehemently anti-gay rights sandwich comes served in a combo with waffle fries and a medium soda for just $6.95. "From the very first morsel of this savory meal to the very last bite, customers can envision gays burning in hell with their sodomizing cohorts, and know that our sandwich is on their side.”

"Of course, the young ones will want to finish their meals off right with a No Fudge Packin' Soft Serve Cone," Gary added. "I can't think of a better way to follow up a sandwich this good."

While the release of the Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu has led to anger from pro-gay rights groups, loyal Chick-fil-A customers claim they are happy they can finally enjoy a sandwich that takes a firm stance on the issue of homosexuality.

"Any sandwich that combines that great Chick-fil-A flavor with a hefty dose of vitriolic homophobia is definitely going to keep me coming back for more," said Atlanta customer John Oaks. “Come Wednesday, I’m going to be first in line for this thing.”

According to sources, the Queer-Hatin’ Cordon Bleu is merely the first of Chick-fil-A’s new family values menu which is set to include the AIDS Is God’s Curse chicken nugget combo and the Fags Caused 9/11 strawberry fruit smoothie.

reply to post by grey580


It's about time someone spoke out against homosexuals.
I realize it's a joke, but would rather it not be.

reply to post by grey580


Its a shame this is only a joke.

That sandwich actually sounds mighty tasty!

reply to post by FortAnthem


yes it does.
and the No Fudge Packin' Soft Serve Cone sounds especially tasty.

Originally posted by grey580
reply to post by FortAnthem

 

yes it does.
and the No Fudge Packin' Soft Serve Cone sounds especially tasty.

I think I'll pass on that part of the meal.
The name resembles the food too much. lol

reply to post by GmoS719

It's about time someone spoke out against homosexuals. I realize it's a joke, but would rather it not be.

its satire and that's great.

Its supposed to point out the absurdity of what ever situation they are satirizing...

The positive responses in this post though...

How bout a Wet-back Burrito, or A N-word Fried chicken, You get the point.

Hate is still hate.

I myself am Christian, and even I think its a bit much, hate is hate no mater the justification, the fact that you already got stared for that post...

Originally posted by benrl
reply to post by GmoS719

 

It's about time someone spoke out against homosexuals. I realize it's a joke, but would rather it not be.

its satire and that's great.

Its supposed to point out the absurdity of what ever situation they are satirizing...

The positive responses in this post though...

How bout a Wet-back Burrito, or A N-word Fried chicken, You get the point.

Hate is still hate.

I myself am Christian, and even I think its a bit much, hate is hate no mater the justification, the fact that you already got stared for that post...

Who said I hate homosexuals?
And for you to compare homosexuals to Hispanics & African Americans is totally wrong.
So, you admit it. You are a racist.

reply to post by GmoS719


Actually the wet back burrito is kinda funny.
I'm hispanic btw.

btw again. There are alot of homosexual hispanics.
I know quite a few.

Your comparison statement is kinda odd. Since there are many hispanic and black homosexuals.

reply to post by GmoS719


thank you english teacher.
the apple is on it's way.

lol.
I thought you said something else!
"It's hispanic"
Then I realized you said, "I'm hispanic."

Nice jab at the homophobe that owns Chick-Fil-A.

Originally posted by buster2010
Nice jab at the homophobe that owns Chick-Fil-A.

Being against same sex marriage doesn't make you a homophobe.

reply to post by GmoS719


oic
ok

reply to post by grey580


Dang. I'm straight and find this hilarious. Funny how many homophobes are in here though....

Check it

Originally posted by XLR8R
reply to post by grey580

 

Dang. I'm straight and find this hilarious. Funny how many homophobes are in here though....

Check it

edit on 24-7-2012 by XLR8R because: (no reason given)

I'm not homophobic. I just think that homosexuality is wrong.
Two different things.

reply to post by GmoS719


It's a natural, It's even displayed in animals.

reply to post by buster2010


Here you are again, bashing and name calling people who don't have your gay bias.....or your agenda. Bash, Bash, Bash.............

Too bad, homophobes(like me) are an endangered small segment of the population, I guess because I don't like the gay driven agenda(that makes me a homo something) My son is gay. I love him and don't hate anyone else. Just let me have my biases and you can have yours. Just leave off with the name calling.

Originally posted by GmoS719

Originally posted by XLR8R
reply to post by grey580

 

Dang. I'm straight and find this hilarious. Funny how many homophobes are in here though....

Check it

edit on 24-7-2012 by XLR8R because: (no reason given)

I'm not homophobic. I just think that homosexuality is wrong.
Two different things.

Actually they are pretty much the same thing and you are homophobic -- and homophobes really need to do some introspection. Just sayin

Originally posted by GmoS719

Originally posted by XLR8R
reply to post by grey580

 

Dang. I'm straight and find this hilarious. Funny how many homophobes are in here though....

Check it

edit on 24-7-2012 by XLR8R because: (no reason given)

I'm not homophobic. I just think that homosexuality is wrong.
Two different things.

"I like Sushi, but i think fish food is an abomination"

"I hate gays but i like god"

"I like nature but i hate gays"

etc etc