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If ATS Had An Entrance Exam To Be a Member. What Questions Would You Like To See?

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posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:29 PM
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reply to post by speculativeoptimist
 


That was great, you almost covered most forums


Peace, NRE.




posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:38 PM
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1. Who was Aleister Crowley?
2. What is the Jersey Devil?
3. a.Who really killed JFK and why?
b. What was EO 11110?
4. Bigfoot is also known as________.
5. How did Woodrow Wilson destroy America?
6. How did FDR destroy America...again?
7. Who was Jessie Marcel?
8. Earth: hollow or solid?

Bonus Question 1: Who was David Lang?
Bonus Question 2: Thomas Edison can burn in hell for what happened to Nikola Tesla.




Originally posted by Wrabbit2000
When you were a child, if you found yourself bored and in a room with encyclopedias and little else to pass the time with, would you:

A. Read through them for pure personal enjoyment and curiosity



My friends still don't believe when I tell them that my mother taught me to read using the World Book Encyclopedia, and that I read A - Z many times just for those reasons you mentioned.

/TOA



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:39 PM
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Are you out of high school ,like graduated from high school,and do you have google and know how too use it.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:41 PM
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There have been several editions sense then. Have you kept up??

I just realized that although this was meant to be humorous , it didn't come out that way. I apologize.
edit on 7/22/2012 by bourbon2nite because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:44 PM
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I think there's only one appropriate question.

Do you take the time to find out the facts (on both sides where applicable) and make up your own mind, or do you just believe what everyone around you tells you to believe?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:53 PM
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Some questions I would ask are...

1. What is the last experience you had; that made you a stronger person?

2. What is a subject that really excites you? And...Why does it excite you?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 07:56 PM
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To prevent ill-informed, shallow religious threads:

You believe in Jesus because:
1. You've done years of research and found questions in science that you think can't be answered through natural means.
2. Somebody you respect and trust told you Jesus is actually god.
3. It just feels right.

To prevent fruitcakes:

The way to world peace is:
1. Listen to the wise words of Bashar, the multidimensional being that channels through Darryl Anka.
2. Getting everyone to examine their past lives so they won't repeat the same mistakes this time.
3. There's no such thing as world peace.

To prevent hoaxters:

When a genuine crisis occurs you should start a thread claiming that:
1. Not planes, but flying saucers crashed into the WTC.
2. You predicted this crisis over ten years ago and have proof, then offer no proof.
3. You don't know what's going on, but offer what little info there is and provide a news link.

One more:

The problem with the world today is:
1. Too many zombies.
2. Lizard people are out to destroy us.
3. The antichrist is controlling everything.
4. The people in charge are idiots.







edit on 7/22/2012 by jiggerj because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 08:04 PM
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haha can't resist


Originally posted by jiggerj
reply to post by NoRegretsEver
 


To prevent ill-informed, shallow religious threads:

You believe in Jesus because:
1. You've done years of research and found questions in science that you think can't be answered through natural means.
2. Somebody you respect and trust told you Jesus is actually god.
3. It just feels right.

None of these quite fit..... while I might believe Jesus existed as a person (cult leader? heh), doesn't make him the son of god. No more than you or I anyway.


To prevent fruitcakes:

The way to world peace is:
1. Listen to the wise words of Bashar, the multidimensional being that channels through Darryl Anka.
2. Getting everyone to examine their past lives so they won't repeat the same mistakes this time.
3. There's no such thing as world peace.

None of these are quite right either but if you put a gun to my head, I'm going with 3.



To prevent hoaxters:

When a genuine crisis occurs you should start a thread claiming that:
1. Not planes, but flying saucers crashed into the WTC.
2. You predicted this crisis over ten years ago and have proof, then offer no proof.
3. You don't know what's going on, but offer what little info there is and provide a news link.

4. Wait for someone else to post it, get halfway down the page of replies, see if we're still on topic, get to page 2, then go to another website cause I'm too annoyed by the trolls to continue.


My apologies if I just trolled



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 08:05 PM
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Did you get banned from GLP?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 08:09 PM
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Originally posted by Forevever
haha can't resist


My apologies if I just trolled


They have GOT to put in an "I laughed at this" button!



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 09:17 PM
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Which is the best party:

A: Republican
B: Democrat
C: None of the above.

Right answer being C of course.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 09:30 PM
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1. Can you read the Whole OP before responding ?

2. If you respond to someone, will you be able to "Write Correctly", proper punctuation.

3. Are you a Rude person, if so, please DO NOT JOIN.

4. Are you an "Out of the Box Thinker", do you believe that things you don't know about could be possible.

5. If you start your own thread, will you respond to others comments for at least the first 8-10 pages, (if not), then refer to #3.




Thats all I have, hope that helps.





Peace



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 09:43 PM
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How many continents are there?

How many seasons are there?

True or False... the Earth tilts and rotates creating the illusion the Sun is moving and in a different spot every day.

What are lunar phases and how many days are in a complete cycle?

What advanced weaponry did the Germans develope to win WWII?... trick question

Essay question... If I do NOT believe in God, god, a god... How can I believe in UFOs, Aliens, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Nibiru, ancient alien interference... And if I do believe in God, god, a god... How can I not also believe in UFOs, Aliens, Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, Nibiru, ancient aliens?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 09:48 PM
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"Can you remember the fact that according to terms and conditions, a story can be posted once in Breaking News and once in another forum, so there is no need to act as a freelance mod and declare annoyingky that something is "already being discussed elsewhere" if somebody posts it in Breaking news even if it already has been posted in another forum?"

This is the only question I wish every member had to answer.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 09:50 PM
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Please choose the correct answer:

1: I seen a UFO and when I couldn't find my camera, I thought I'd use my mobile because it's better then nothing.
2: I saw a UFO and when I couldn't find my camera, I thought I'd use my mobile because it's better then nothing.
3: I saw a UFO and when I couldn't find my camera, I thought I'd use my mobile because it's better than nothing.
4: I saw a UFO.. then realised it was Venus.

Choose wisely young ATS'er. For if you choose wrongly, you need not try again.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 09:57 PM
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How old are you?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 10:20 PM
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Can you deal with smug attitudes and children under 21?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 11:02 PM
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No. Anyone under 40 is a pain in my ass.



posted on Jul, 23 2012 @ 12:44 AM
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Originally posted by jude11
1. What is your favorite MSM source?

You FAIL!...No Soup For You!


But you can have a bonus round:

2. If a banana was flying low down Mulberry Street and lost all of its wheels, how many pancakes would it take to cover a dog house?

Peace



edit on 22-7-2012 by jude11 because: (no reason given)


None silly, watermelons don't have bones in them!



posted on Jul, 23 2012 @ 12:48 AM
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Technically....
It wouldn't be that hard to produce a randomized multiple choice immediate response test based on the T&C directly from the text provided before allowing people to "post" if they really wanted to do that.

.... just sayin....

I've done it before for reading assignments for students and it's actually pretty simple. They could even have a series of them that takes the prospective member through the freshman forum and their introductory post would be the culminating performance....

..... don't kill me please




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