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'Goat man' spotted in mountains of northern Utah

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posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 11:05 AM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by sirnukeem
 


Well there is a lovely idea.


Who is nutty enough to hang out with goats for hours/days on end anyway.



He/she/it is probably trying to have sex with them. Either that or make new friends. There are some weird ones out there.




posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 11:07 AM
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poor little goat man,
I can't really see what exactly this is a photo of.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 11:37 AM
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Originally posted by Stormdancer777
poor little goat man,
I can't really see what exactly this is a photo of.


That was my first thought...

How lazy is this cameraman?

How fast could it run in that ridiculous suit.

It reminds me of the lady that tried to stop the "Running of the Bulls".

Things didn't work out very well for her.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 11:52 AM
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Originally posted by Pedro4077
Did you hear about the man who got 12 months jail for raping a goat?





His mate got 6 months jail for acting the goat.

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That made me eject coffee through my nose...

Thanks for the laugh (I think)...



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 12:58 PM
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Sounds like some kind of research scientist trying to study wild goats to write a book about them. They are crazy enough to do something like that.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:38 PM
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Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by sirnukeem
 


Well there is a lovely idea.


Who is nutty enough to hang out with goats for hours/days on end anyway.



It is wrong! I am slipping on my wolf suit and going after the idiot!

Question, Does my a$$ look big with a tail?
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nah, it really makes your eyes pop!



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:39 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by stonebutterfly
 


Not like this....


Look at him, Poor guy, just doesnt quite fit in





looks like the goats don't want to hang around him either.... he's out there all by himself.....



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:42 PM
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Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by sirnukeem
 


Well there is a lovely idea.


Who is nutty enough to hang out with goats for hours/days on end anyway.



The man in the photo. lol



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:42 PM
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OK....... it is only July. Do the wildlife officials really think this guy is going to live as a goat through July, and August and then be in danger in September?

It could be a TV show, it could be a scientist, it could be a goat hunter preparing for goat season. Why is anyone worried about him in July? If he knows enough about the goats to wear a goat suit and join the group in the wilderness, then it's pretty safe to assume he knows when goat hunting season will begin. That is probably the very reason he is doing it now, and not in September.

He's not doing anything illegal. Case closed, no need for discussion, why speculate about what he may or may not know of the dangers?



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:43 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Originally posted by SLAYER69
reply to post by stonebutterfly
 


Not like this....


Look at him, Poor guy, just doesnt quite fit in





looks like the goats don't want to hang around him either.... he's out there all by himself.....


Yeah....maybe he should kick things up a notch and start performing a mating call or something. Maybe that might draw some goat friends over his way.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:45 PM
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, it could be a scientist



LMAO!

Oh....how the mighty have fallen.....



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 01:48 PM
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Originally posted by NightGypsy
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, it could be a scientist



LMAO!

Oh....how the mighty have fallen.....


Well, these guys are far from scientists, but they did dress up like Zebras and go looking for lions!

LINK



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 02:02 PM
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What? You don't like goat boy? Goat boy is hurt by your indifference! (
RIP Bill Hicks)



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 02:23 PM
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I looked that photo over as carefully as I was able and I can't tell if it is a man in a goat suit or a goat.

Either way, I have never been to Utah.

X.


Post Scriptum (Warning! Horrible Goat-Joke):

So, Farmer John has a problem. Whilst returning from town where she had been shopping, Mrs. Farmer John has caught Farmer John in the midst of having coital relations with a goat. She immediately finds a lawyer and prepares to divorce Farmer John and take everything.

Meanwhile Farmer John is consulting with a friend as he tries to secure legal help, "What am I going to do?" Farmer John asks his friend, "My life is over". "Well," says the friend,"I know two good lawyers". "All I needs is one", says Farmer John.

"Listen now," says his friend, "One of them has all the connections, he can get you through this with your shirt still on your back, but he is very, very expensive". "Ah" says Farmer John, looking at the floor. "The other," the friend says, "Well he is not nearly as expensive, but he sure can pick a jury". "Well," says Farmer John, "I will have to think about it".

Finally the John's have their day in court. Mrs Farmer John finally takes the stand to give her eye-witness testimony to the horrid deeds of Farmer John. Farmer John is sitting there nearly dead from humiliation, sure that his life is over.

Then, just as Mrs. Farmer John finished telling the sordid details of the unholy coupling of Farmer and Goat, Farmer John overheard one of the jury members say in a low voice to another in the jury box, "You know?, a good goat 'll do that."
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posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 02:36 PM
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Originally posted by xXxinfidelxXx
reply to post by whyamIhere
 


What? You don't like goat boy? Goat boy is hurt by your indifference! (
RIP Bill Hicks)


*Warning for Language*



I met his brother a few times. He lives in Texas.

So many current comics still draw their influence from Bill.

RIP Bill....You are a legend.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 02:46 PM
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It is Goat-Man.....half man, half goat, all hero!

As the world engulfs in turmoil,
shall appear a man part goat,
and the evil ones' plans he shall foil,
and stomp his hoof on their throat!

Goat-Man!



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 02:52 PM
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Like a few have said, how do you "Hunt" a goat? Evolution has played a cruel trick on this poor animal, it is summarily one of the most stupid animals on the planet. There are species of goat that will faint if you raise your voice. They are one step up from the Pheasants in the UK that will drop down stone dead if you wave a sheet of paper in front of them.

If you need to hunt to establish your masculinity then two things come to mind. One, you're a weirdo. Two, hunt something that will straight up run at you and kick you to death, unlike a goat who will look at your missed bullet with a slightly confused look before settling down to eat grass.



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 02:53 PM
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Maybe he'd "rather be with the animals..yea"


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posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 03:18 PM
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Hmmm a talking goat. Reminds me of an Adam Sandler skit



posted on Jul, 22 2012 @ 03:56 PM
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What am I missing here?
September is not considered imminent danger seeing today is only July 21st! There's the entire month of August to get through yet. Why does everyone rush time? It's bad enough Christmas crap will hit the shelves in a few weeks!
Now.......July 25th would be more along those lines of 'danger'.

If he's been spotted why hasn't he been approached? I gotta re-read that article. I am totally confused.



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