posted on Jul, 21 2012 @ 03:10 AM
I'm not gonna miss your crappy movies anyways, but do you think that by chance I will let somebody talk me into my hard earned money to go get frisked
by the TSA to watch your crappy film?
Maybe mayor Bloomberg will be selling me a large popcorn and only sell me a 16 once soda. Since I can not possibly eat that popcorn with a 16 ounce
soda looks like I will be going back for plenty of refills... and since Im going back to spend $16 more dollars on a refill maybe the TSA can feel me
up again or put me through one of their microwave brain implant scanners.
Then they can put me on an assembly line where I can make less the prison wages while all the prisoners are let free and paid like kings. After that I
can go to the hospital because I have swine flu from the popcorn where they inject me with small pox where there is no cure but from the federal
government. Then I can go climb a pyramid and ask barack Obama for the vaccine and he will say yes after you pay off the debt of the federal
So then I will go back to work on the assembly line pushing pieces of poop on to a conveyor belt to build these large pyramids. After that I go back
to Obama and ask him for the small pox vaccine and he says yes. But you must put my face on your forehead and worship me.
So then I exit the movie theatre but first I have to get frisked again just in case I am carrying weapons of mass destruction in to the big unknown
world. After I take off my shoes, and empty my pockets of all the pennies I have left, they take my money and offer me new currency. So then I go to
7/11 with my new currency and its been renamed 911 and my money is no good there. I am forced to take a urine sample and fill out a questionnaire
about my religion for admission throughout the 25 cent door out that doesn't accept my currency.
On my way home I am stopped by homeland security and they determine that I am an illegal immigrant to the United State of Commerica. Yeah the bank.
Then I ask them to stop so I can pee and poop but they won't let me so I poop and pee in their car.
(Wont miss your crappy movies)
edit on 21-7-2012 by thehoneycomb because: (no reason given)