Sheriff Joe Versus.... AREA 51!

If Sheriff Joe Arpaio has the authority to force Obama to his knees and reveal his birth certificate, the surely Arpaio has the authority to investigate Area 51 and force them to reveal all the UFO and technological secrets there in!

After all, he is the law of the land and everybody must be held to the law.

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What authority are you talking about...he has none....

Des

Joe couldnt get clearance to sniff out a chucky cheese outside his zone if he wanted to, let alone area 51 .... He has no authority and nobody gives a ratsass what he has to say.

He's an elected cop-sheriff...so is my neighbor...and he has no authority to do anything to the President, or dig into Area 51

wake up.......are you kidding me?

And I just passed a Sheriff...he was writing a ticket.

This guy is a nobody just like the rest of us

Originally posted by EvilSadamClone
If Sheriff Joe Arpaio has the authority to force Obama to his knees and reveal his birth certificate, the surely Arpaio has the authority to investigate Area 51 and force them to reveal all the UFO and technological secrets there in!

After all, he is the law of the land and everybody must be held to the law.

In Maricopa county Arizona, that's about it.

Ol' Joe is his own biggest fan. He loves the spotlight and never met an interview he didn't like.

Area 51 is also predominantly brown so Joe already hates it!

He's going to have to send out a posse to clear Area 51's name.

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...surely Arpaio has the authority to investigate Area 51 and force them to reveal all the UFO and technological secrets there in!

Probably one of the funniest statements I've read on ATS by far....No offense.

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Sheriff Joe doesn't need to investigate Area 51, he was born and raised there. This is the only reason I can come up with for his strange obsession with other people's birth certificates. He is really just curious to see if they all read like a recipe and materials invoice.