They had me so mad one time, years ago, because they kept coming to my house early saturday morning---the day that I would sleep in and heal my body
from hard labor and I heard the pounding at the door. I lost it. I went to the door and told them that I was a devil worshipper and hailed satan right
in front of them, while in nothing but my underwear and that morning curse at full attention. They wasted no time getting off my porch.
I felt bad about it later and apologised, because I know some people who are jehovas and I believe all people have the right to believe what they
want, but don't try and shove it down my throat. They didn't return until years later. At the time, I was finding myself at the bottom of the bottle
and can, pretty regularly. One saturday morning, I was woken up by a banging on my door. It was them again. I had a hangover that would kill three
I used to listen to a truckstop comedy tape with a comedian on it by the name Ollie Joe Prater. If you like comedy and never heard of him, check him
out because he will make you laugh hard. Anyways, in one of his stand up routines, he talked about johovas witnesses waking him up. He said they're
trying to take him to heaven and he was up all night trying to go to hell! He said he came home, high on pot and that he slid a chair up to the
refrigerator and started eatin'. He said a frozen porkchop ain't that bad....if you put a little choclate syrup on that sucker. It's kinda like a meat
brownie. lol I answered the door with a bottle of liqor in my hand and asked them to come in and have a drink with me and we'd talk about it. They
declined, reached me their magazine and left quickly.
Anyways, on topic, I might ask a few people that I know and see what they say. If I see them, that is. I don't want them to think for one second that
I'm interested because they might start coming back.
edit on 28-7-2012 by Fylgje because: (no reason given)
edit on 28-7-2012
by Fylgje because: (no reason given)