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Man with worlds largest willy in security scare

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posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:16 PM
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Man with worlds largest willy in security scare


www.thesun.co.uk

A MAN who has the world's largest penis was stopped by security at an airport after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation Security Administration.
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posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:16 PM
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There has to be some serious questions raised here about what happened. How embarrassing for Mr Falcon. I do hope he gets some form of an apology. It's awful to be frisked down and to have to explain that away.

Let's hope this doesn't happen to me when I go through the airport.


What do you guys and girls make of this?

www.thesun.co.uk
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posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:20 PM
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i would of hung it out
if ya got it flaunt it



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:21 PM
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Embarrasing? He probably will end up with a couple phone numbers from this hahaha



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:21 PM
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Don't buy or read The Sun it's an absolute disgrace of a newspaper. You'd be more worthwhile saving your money and reading Google News. #YNWA



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:22 PM
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I bet security felt like right dicks...



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:22 PM
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Best comment ever under the article:

"It was Hand Reared".




posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by Mister_Bit
I bet security felt like right dicks...


It was apparently strapped to the left.



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:23 PM
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of course this happened in San Fran..



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:23 PM
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Pics or it never happened...



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by Murgatroid
Pics or it never happened...


Panorama cameras are quite expensive from what I hear



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:31 PM
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Originally posted by Murgatroid
Pics or it never happened...
I'm sure there will be plenty when he competes in the pole vault at the Olympics.

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posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:32 PM
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sounds like he just wants attension, after his failed 15min of fame trying to get back in the lime light



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:33 PM
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They don't allow tripods to compete, do they?



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:34 PM
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What a cock up!



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by Murgatroid
Pics or it never happened...





posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:52 PM
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"he thought he could "swing past" security


ok that was my attempt at a joke...

but seriously, you people and these comments are hilarious!!



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:54 PM
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Your thread title is incorrect.....I was not in San Francisco on the day in question!



posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:55 PM
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It's just his carry on luggage..


"Guards feared bulge was 'biological threat'"

They was nearly right

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posted on Jul, 17 2012 @ 04:57 PM
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SAdly not the first time something like this has occured...



Deputy - "Whats this right here..."
Citizen - "That's my penis..."
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