Dec. 21 2012 9:43am - Scientist around the world are puzzled over a strange substance, a goo of sorts... well it's unexplainable! If anyone reading this may already understand, there is some sort of alternet universe, if you will, growing from the sockets of homes belonging to the people of all the nations of the world. So far, scientist have found out that the subtance only seems to be comming from homes that have wired internet. Sorry wi-fi-ers. You're missing it!

Scientist at MIT have found that perhaps, maybe, the casing on the mass produced wiring bought from china in abundace, somehow "melted" into this gloop that was brought on by the early morning new Y Class superburst that hit the earth, ejected from our sun just recently. "For all we know, and we dont know a damn thing about this, is that the general population is discovering more about this every second than we are in a lab.

Now that people around the world had some little time to explore this strange new dimension of space, rumors are springing up all over that the goo not only expands into peoples homes, but are somehow now connecting to one another, alowing people to move, strangely, from one space to another, through the casing of the wires. I dont know how else to explain it. People are litteraly finding doorways to one another through this crazy goo. Other rumors have sprung up that hackers have already applied code to this substance through electrical currents and somehow have begun creating alternate realities. This has police and government officials worried. So far the White House is keeping mum about this, but a World Press confrence is expected in 1 hour to address the people of the cituation. I personaly hope that this doesnt get too crazy. I think I've seen more than I can already imagine. So for all you folks reading this... Why dont you have cable and DSL!!!??? Go find some of this stuff and pull your own world into existance!

Scientist are now finding that there seems to be a strange glow comming from the endless interior mass. "It's almost as it gives off light, and when you're inside, you tingle just a bit, and you feel slightly elated, almost gleefull. But that could be the effects of a grown child finding a new toy.", Explained Dr Foogle at Barpar University.