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Originally posted by nimbinned
reply to post by Peruvianmonk
I nearly pis.ed myself today when I read that - tourism !
Why aren't we charging them then for the privelage of coming to our planet. We could solve our economic problems overnight. Ask for a fee of $1,000,000,000 per day + tax - that would be the off-peak rate including buffet dinner and continental breakfast.
Originally posted by fatpastyhead
I have not read anything but the OP( I do not have the time)
'tourism' - what the f**k? do I need to say anything else but what the f**k???
Originally posted by andy06shake
Reminds me of Men in Black movies.
Originally posted by Char-Lee
Originally posted by MountainLaurel
Well...there does seem to be some evidence that these "creepy" creatures are kinda "freaky" and facinated with humans "private parts"......maybe Earth is like an alien peep show.....
But some also go for Cow anus and tongue. May be a delicacy back home.
Originally posted by RoScoLaz
not sure how enticing holidays on earth might be for alien tourists... i imagine disgruntled EBEs arriving back home on their planet, bemoaning the weather and cuisine of our own, wearing t-shirts with the legend; ' i went to earth and all i got was this lousy T-shirt ', clutching little soft-toy humans, duty free booze and cigarettes.
"we should have stayed at home Zargon"
"there's just no pleasing you is there Zongrog?"
Originally posted by GeisterFahrer
The part about alien tourism piqued my curiosity a bit. I wonder if they will tip? I hope they are nothing like Canadians when they visit.
23120 EXTRATERRESTRIAL REGISTRATION AND TRACKING Records relating to the registration of extraterrestrial visitors to the province. Extraterrestrials are registered and tracked to ensure they do not contravene provincial legislation. Registrants must provide identifying information and report regularly to the government liaison. Record types include registration forms, reference materials, photographs, videotapes, correspondence, and reports.
2.1 23120 - EXTRATERRESTRIAL REGISTRATION AND TRACKING 2.2 Records relating to the registration of extraterrestrial visitors to the province. An extraterrestrial is any sentient being originating from another planet, regardless of appearance or ancestry. Extraterrestrials are registered and tracked to ensure they do not contravene federal and provincial legislation by attempting world domination, body-snatching, or other anti-democratic activities. Registrants must provide identifying information and report regularly to the ministry liaison assigned. Record types include registration forms, reference materials, photographs, videotapes, correspondence, memoranda, and reports. 2.3 For a description of the Extraterrestrial Registration System (ERS), see Information System Overview (ISO) section. For records relating to diplomatic etiquette and protocol used in communication with representatives of foreign governments, see ARCS primary 415.
Originally posted by lonewolf19792000
Only reason i would think they would come during the holidays is to point and laugh at all the hairless apes in this big zoo get scared about the world ending on 21-12-21.