posted on Jul, 10 2012 @ 11:00 PM
Over a year ago I discovered AJ and decided to download his show's app. It loops throughout the day until the next day's live feed so I was able to
listen whenever I had time.
Many time I would be working around the house with it blasted and subjecting the GF to his gravely drawl when I could hear her give out burst of
exasperation at what a tool he is. I had to defend why I listened.
My father spent 40 years in radio, more than my lifetime, and I know a craftsmen when I hear one. He is a carnival barker for the paranoid, extremists
and kooky. And he rocks at it. I also find him mentioning information that is new to me so I launch from there to investigate the topic for myself. I
like to call these Kernels. I find them at ATS as well dispute the slog of crap headlines that most troll with.
Let's get down to the game. I listened intently for over a year, I'm done now and can't take his gravel or his blatant sponser-ism. What got me
through? The Alex Jones Show Drinking Game.
Drink once if Alex says the following words or phrases(they must be exact):
We're gonna get to all of you
JP Morgan Chase Goldman Sachs
MF Global Bank of America
Grab your genitals
I know I'm ranting...
I just got chills
Zombie control corporate whore media
Or if he does one of the following:
Says Ron Paul every fifth time
Sings along with the music coming back from break
Makes the sound "maaaaw"'because he is fired up
You must pound the remainder of your beer if he says:
Tyrannical globalist elite (pound a shot if he adds to that) bankster vampires
Psychotic globalist vampires
Dinosaur corporate whore media
Insane piranhas on methamphetamines
Rotate beers to the left if he says:
These people are scum
Or mentions "packing his family and leaving america"
If he repeats any word 4 times or more, lock drinking arms and finish your drink
Lastly, if he cries on air, everyone present gets to slap everyone else once in the face
Feel free to add to the list so that it may become a family tradition in your house as well