How Hot Is It?

It's so hot, that Eric Holder is smuggling water pistols.

It's so hot, that Obama has a reason for sweating, other than trying to figure out how to spin the latest jobs numbers.

Both, from Jay Leno

It's so hot, that Al Gore has taken a break from his usual rhetoric and now just points to a thermometer.

Ok, that was a terrible attempt at writing a joke, I admit... anybody else have any good ones?

It's so hot, that corn is popping.

It's so hot, that the burqas are coming off.

It's so hot, that Dick Cheney water boarded himself

It's so hot, that New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp

It's so hot, that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle

It's so hot, that I just saw a chicken lay a boiled egg

It's so hot, that the cows are giving powdered milk

It's so hot that LL Cool J and Ice Cube just got married.

Originally posted by N3k9Ni
It's so hot, that North Korea test launched a long range Popsicle

You wahh??

That's so mad it's awesome!!! lmao