Originally posted by Xoanon
This actually starts me to thinking of the fun things to leave out to 'vampirize'.

You certainly wouldn't want to be leaving the washing out on the line...

I have a set of friends that got very drunk, and performed a trial for "crimes against nature" on a watermelon without seeds.

The punishment was to be tossed off the tenth floor balcony. Sadly, the watermelon lost the fight despite some seriously slurred elogence on its behalf.

Watermelons - they been taking it hard for centuries.

Well damn... I'm screwed.

I've had 4 mini pumpkins sitting out back since last Halloween.
Well 1 now, the other 3 rotted and had to be disposed of.
There is still one left though and it's still hard as a rock.

It's there just lurking on the table...
Do I go outside tonight and destroy it or am I safer to wait till day brake?


Thank for this topic, it was actually a fun read.
I guess there is a folk tale about anything and everything.