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Vampire Watermelons!

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posted on Jul, 7 2012 @ 01:40 PM
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Originally posted by Xoanon
This actually starts me to thinking of the fun things to leave out to 'vampirize'.


You certainly wouldn't want to be leaving the washing out on the line...




posted on Jul, 7 2012 @ 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by anonymoz
I'm more afraid of genetically mutated killer tomatoes.


Time to confront those scary red lovefruits baby







posted on Jul, 11 2012 @ 09:50 AM
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I have a set of friends that got very drunk, and performed a trial for "crimes against nature" on a watermelon without seeds.

The punishment was to be tossed off the tenth floor balcony. Sadly, the watermelon lost the fight despite some seriously slurred elogence on its behalf.

Watermelons - they been taking it hard for centuries.



posted on Aug, 4 2012 @ 03:48 AM
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Well damn... I'm screwed.

I've had 4 mini pumpkins sitting out back since last Halloween.
Well 1 now, the other 3 rotted and had to be disposed of.
There is still one left though and it's still hard as a rock.

It's there just lurking on the table...
Do I go outside tonight and destroy it or am I safer to wait till day brake?


Thank for this topic, it was actually a fun read.
I guess there is a folk tale about anything and everything.



posted on Aug, 4 2012 @ 02:54 PM
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reply to post by Pigraphia
 

I have thrown out many things, blender, television, ex-girlfriend... and she I am quite sure she wasn't much more than a neurotic corpse. Hmmm.... I may be in real trouble...






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