This is the event I’ve kept you waiting for:
FortAnthem for ATS Regent
The ATS Procrasti-NATION party
[size=0]Check it out, I spelled it right this time.
I figured I’d throw my hat in the ring because this seems like a job where I
won’t have to work hard or do anything so it seems perfect for someone with my lazy disposition.
If you’re wondering what my qualifications are for running in this party; From the time of my youth, I spent many arduous years studying under a
true master in the art of procrastination.
After completing my studies, the master retired to a life of hard core napping, lounging around and belly rubs, proving that she was a true high
master of procrastination.
I’m the candidate who will solve all the world’s problems… er…. Tomorrow, or maybe the day after that. Well, I’ll get a round tuit
Meh, if I put it off long enough…
Anyway, I was gonna put together a list of my platform positions but, haven’t gotten around to it yet. Lucky for me, I found this pic that explains
everything so I don’t have to do any of the work.
Which proves the 13th rule of procrastination:
I’ve even gone to the trouble of developing this in-depth flowchart to show how I will go about making all my decisions about how to rule over ATS
if you should choose me as your wise and benevolent ruler:
So, if you feel like it or if you get a round tuit
, maybe you could decide to vote for me but, you
know, it’s not like there’s a rush or anything.
So remember; Procrastinate Now!
Or later, there’s no need to hurry.