posted on Jul, 4 2012 @ 10:55 PM
Now the next thing the op needs to do is write a letter to the boogey man telling him that he will no longer be fradies of him in his closet, and that
he has no power over him any more. The [REDACTED], who have set this conspiracy up in order to create fear in the minds of people and subsequently
create an attraction of Santy Clause, who is a member of the [REDACTED], but has in recent years become less of an importance to those inclined to
believe in [REDATCED] and their sub divisions, will no longer be of any importance.
Once he has done this, he needs to send a telegram to the easter bunny, advising him that his chocolate eggs of paganism will not be tolerated any
longer, and by the power of [REDACTED] he denounces all of his easter chains and ceremonies. No more will he be subdued by gooey chocolate, and will
strive for exelence in the name of [REDACTED].
Then, the final step is to get those damn reds under the bed... Oh wait, that was like, decades ago. My bad.
Carry on, OP is on a good start here, praise [REDACTED].
edit on 4-7-2012 by mainidh because: (no reason given)