posted on May, 2 2003 @ 05:52 AM
Heres one for you Patriot
In a train carriage there was an American, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.
When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
(1) The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch me and, by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn must
have slapped his face"
(2) The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
(3) The Frenchman thought - "That f***ing American put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
(4) The American thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack that French b*stard again"