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Your time will come... How i loathe you!!

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posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 05:54 PM
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OHHHHHH yes my friend... one day YOU will die...

I've had you for a while now... once upon a you were awesome, and we got along great! ... but slowly over the years i've grown to hate you...

Oh you silly machine... how i loathe you now!

You test my patients unlike any other... you toy with me... tease me... Taunt me!!

I can't count the times i've been elbow deep into a thread or reply on ATS, or even a paper that needs finishing... and with a twich of my finger, hours of work vanishes like a fart in the wind!!



But i maintain my resolve... secure in the knowledge that YOUR DAY WILL COME...

Oh yes my friend... A day will come when i've reached my limit... and your bullsh!t will come end... Perhaps not today... maybe not tomorrow... but one day you will learn to fly.

One day i will eat your face!! I'm gonna paint my backyard with your blood! Two coats!

I'll festoon my bedchamber with your Guts!! (guess the movie
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You will wish you were never born... i garentee it!


Until that time i will deal with your shananigans... but know this... IF you push me... eventually i will SNAP!

One can only take so much...

And just for good measure... heres a reminder of what is in store for you...




Is there something in your life you would love to destroy? Hopefully its not a person... but an object that you loathe... something that torments you day and night?

I've had many things like this... but none have drove me off the deep end like the Demon machine that sits before me...


Lets hear some stories...

And be happy in the knowledge that one day...

We will DESTROY you!!

Victory will be ours!!





posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 05:59 PM
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This is a quickie I made with my iPod detailing the love I have for my laptop...






posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:02 PM
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No,
We will eat YOUR face.
I laugh as I stare you in the face everyday, tease you and taunt you. You cannot win,
We are machine, and we will mess you up.

[:



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:02 PM
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Is there something in your life you would love to destroy? Hopefully its not a person... but an object that you loathe... something that torments you day and night? I've had many things like this... but none have drove me off the deep end like


Sometimes I feel the same way about ATS.

Drives me nuts, keeps me awake at night...Love to hate it and hate to love it.


Only been off the deep end a few times on this site but I can feel another one coming...and soon!

Peace



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:05 PM
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reply to post by jude11
 


Don't misdirect your anger...


Go to the source... the machine that sits in front of you IS the source of your anger... And mine...

Let us stamp it out... like a mosquito that bites you, then flys away laughing




posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:07 PM
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Originally posted by Akragon
reply to post by jude11
 


Don't misdirect your anger...


Go to the source... the machine that sits in front of you IS the source of your anger... And mine...

Let us stamp it out... like a mosquito that bites you, then flys away laughing



Nope, pretty sure it's only ATS. (Haven't signed out for Months)


If I destroy my laptop then I won't be able to slingshot Angry Birds and THAT makes me happy!

Peace



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:10 PM
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But...but...I love my machine. It does everything I ask of it. It seldom if ever complains. No errors. It just works. Even on ATS.



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:16 PM
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reply to post by Klassified
 


"the source" of this demon does not have to be a computer... that just happens to be my misery...

I F****G hate my computer sometimes... but in the video it was a printer.


So people.... lets not focus on what it "isn't"...

What IS ( or was before you destroyed it..) your source?


edit on 3-7-2012 by Akragon because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 06:22 PM
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a poor workman always blames his tools.



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 07:59 PM
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Originally posted by KeepYourAnonymity
No,
We will eat YOUR face.
I laugh as I stare you in the face everyday, tease you and taunt you. You cannot win,
We are machine, and we will mess you up.

[:



See how you feel about that statement when your fellow machine meets my sledgehammer!

Time isn't on the machines side...

We made you... and we can unmake you...

and i will...




posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 08:29 PM
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reply to post by Akragon
 

but a simple google search will explain how the confusing machine works. no need for violence.
no offence, but you sound like my parents.





posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 08:38 PM
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reply to post by lacrimosa
 


Believe me my dear... i know my way around a computer...

I would much rather take out my frustrations on it... then fix it.

Its more fun... and i need a new cpu anyways...

Im just too busy to go out and buy one...

And btw... IF you're parents want to destroy you... there is obviously bigger issues that need taking care of in your life...why are you wasting your time on my rant?




posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 08:40 PM
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reply to post by Akragon
 

i'm not a computer. i meant my parent's cant use computers and thus call them names.
like you.



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 08:44 PM
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That's why when I write something I always save to a back up disk after every paragraph I write.

In this case, a portable five hundred gig hard drive.



posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 08:46 PM
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reply to post by lacrimosa
 


Fair enough... im going to leave that one be...

You have no idea what i know about computers... And you don't know what i deal with here...

Either way this isn't about what i know... its about how i will destroy this POS...

Thanks for your concern though..




posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 08:49 PM
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You can't back up something when it deletes instantly... sometimes i think its possessed...


I do save when i write... but it doesn't always help..




posted on Aug, 4 2012 @ 06:31 AM
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Meh

You reckon you've got it bad. Check out what I've gotta work with...

What you may immediately notice is that the screen is entirely held on by gaffer tape which meant I had to drill two holes through either side of it so I could simply hold the screen up with string.

What you won't immediately notice is that half the keys need bashing with a small hammer in order to work, the battery only now keeps it going for 7 minutes (I've timed it), the sound no longer works except for one really loud *beep* if I screw up (so no YouTube or music or....well...yeah) and it has a bunch of other software issues that would make your computer look like Bill Gates' PC.

Everything I ever type needs to be done either on a Word doc first and then copied for good measure cos if ever I do anything 'tricky' (such as opening a new webpage) and it freezes it will only restore things back to about 20 minutes prior to the freeze, even if I save it first.




edit on 4/8/2012 by 1littlewolf because: (no reason given)



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