posted on Jul, 3 2012 @ 12:53 PM
MSN (Mamabeth Security News)
As the self-appointed Queen of ATS,a.k.a.Mamabethland,I make the following
1.I will rule this great land known as ATS with a firm hand and tightened internet
2.I will allow the "minions their opinions" as long as they are in agreement with mine.
3.Those rumors of this "Purplegate Conspiracy" against my sovereignty is based on
lies from the oppossing candidates.I deny my involvement with swinging the purple
chicken at the Booze Party Headquarters.
4.I further deny any involvement with the disappearance of the purple chicken and
his family.I am sure they are all on an extended,long-term vacation supervised by my
It was even confirmed,by my staff,they were guests of honor at a recent state dinner
declaring my candidacy for Queen of ATS.My bakers did an excellent job on that delicious
chicken pot pie.
5.A vote for me is mandatory and enforced by my security team.
6.I promise to be a fair and benevolent leader.
7.I further promise that in my courts of law ,justice will be swift and merciful.
*any campaign promises can be changed at anytime without notice by Mamabeth,Queen of ATS.