Hello Citizens of ATS,
The time has come to cast your vote for ATS Regent. Your votes will be counted in flags. I know, it's frowned upon to ask for flags but I didn't
make the rules. Voting will conclude on Saturday.
Originally posted by intrepid
ATTENTION
Time to wrap this puppy up. Every candidate post a final thread marked with (Summation) in the title. Have your final say. What you stand for, what
you've learned, thank people, etc. Put a link in it to your original thread. FLAGS ONLY on these threads will determine the winner. Just flag these
threads folks. They are for the vote. Continue commentary in the original threads.
Good luck.
ETA: Voting will end Saturday at noon.edit on 2-7-2012 by intrepid because: (no reason given)
So tell all your friends to come find this thread and throw a flag up for the only reasonable candidate, ME!
For those of you who missed it over the past week, here is the platform for my Campaign.
Here is my Official Campaign Thread:
Apocalypse Now Campaign for ATS Regency
And here are some posts from various interviews
Originally posted by watchitburn
Originally posted by SLAYER69
Ok on a serious note: I have a few questions for the Candidates or their party's representatives myself...
1.) Original or Extra crispy {PurpleChiten speaking of suntanning of course}
Extra crispy
2.) Socks or Pants first?
Boots
3.) Squeezing the tube of toothpaste:
A. the bottom
B. the middle.
C. all over the sink missing the brush completely
I use baking soda
4.) Would you help a sweet little old lady cross the street? If so, why?
Just because I'm going to end the human race doesn't mean I can't be civil.
5.) Paper or Plastic and why? {Token environmental concern question} 
Plastic, so I can carry all the bags in one trip from the car.
Using Star Trek as a reference:
6.) Which best describes your previous political party's stance {or what you thought of some} and please give examples.
A. Klingon
B. Farrengi
C. Romulin
D. Federation
E. Cylons
E. Borg <-- Beezzer's write-in request
F. Paclids
G. Cardassian
I am from the planet Cruton, and I have the Purple Cookie.
7.) Waffles, Pancakes or Pastrami on rye with extra mustard and a pickle {Kosher Dill of course}? <-- Not critical, just hungry at the moment. I
can't decide which. 
Pastrami, no contest. I once drank an entire bottle of syrup on a $5 bet, 17 years later I still will not eat anything that is related to syrup i.e.
pancakes, waffles, french toast.
8.) Pro Boxing - Pro Wrestling <--
or AFC?
Watching little kids fight.
9.) Bruce or Chuck?
John Wayne
10.) Madonna or Cindy Lauper? {Giving a song title as your answer} edit on 26-6-2012 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)
Richard Cheese
Originally posted by watchitburn
Originally posted by Nosred
Psychiatric Evaluation Examination
Produced by Dr. Nosred on behalf of The Above Network, LLC
I will humor you.
* * * * * * * * * * *
1. In one or two sentences, describe the work you are attempting to perform for Above Top Secret:
I am not intending to do any work for ATS. I use this site for entertainment and informational purposes, and intend to keep it as it is.
2. What is your full name?
Watch it Burn
3. What is your current nation of residence?
I reside in the Idiocratic State of California.
4. What are your religious views?
I have none. Whether or not a god exists is irrelevant, it changes nothing.
5. What are your other notable skills (e.g. painting, writing, woodcarving, computer programming)?
Making explosives, cooking, automobile repair, improvisational engineering, sexual partner.
6. Theoretical Situation: You're walking in a desert and you come across a tortoise. You turn it over, letting its soft underside bake in the
hot sun. You see it kicking, but you're not helping it. Why aren't you helping it? (Please answer in a short paragraph)
I am not helping the tortoise because it is an evolutionary dead end. When startled these desert tortoises urinate then die of dehydration.
Hippies actually go out and give these things IVs. It could be argued that I am giving it a more humane death by letting it bake quicker than the
slower death of dehydration. I would probably take it home and make soup. Then I would have a nice ashtray to show for my efforts.
7. If you were somehow given the ability to have a conversation with any one (1) historically notable figure, with whom would you converse? What if
you had the ability to kill any historical figure?
I think I would like to have a talk with Nicola Tesla. He sounds like he was an interesting person, and I would probably learn something useful. There
are so many I would like to go back and kill, it is hard to decide. I'm going to decide on Jesus, because I'm running short on time this morning.
8. How do you spend your free time?
Conducting science experiments, working on cars, reading and exercising.
9. Theoretical Situation: Imagine you are a young woman who has never been asked on a date. A man whom you don't find particularly attractive
asks you out. Would you take the sure choice and accept the date? Or would you rather gamble that someone like Gregory Peck comes along?
I would go on the date, you can always ditch the ugly guy later if necessary.
Originally posted by watchitburn
Originally posted by IpsissimusMagus
1. Do you think life exists elsewhere in the Universe?
Yes, it's inevitable.
2. Have you ever seen a UFO?
I have not.
3. Do you think aliens have ever entered our solar system?
Sure, it's possible.
4. Have you ever been abducted by aliens?
No, but I've trapped a few. They like Reese's Pieces for some reason.
5. Do you think the Government has ever made contact with Aliens?
Probably not.
6. Was 9/11 an inside job?
I do not think a plane hit the pentagon.
7. Do you believe in the NWO conspiracy?
No.
8. Did you support the Occupy movement and why?
What were they trying to do?
9. Do you think HAARP can cause earthquakes?
Doubtful.
10. Do you think chemtrails are just contrails?
The Govt. has admitted to spraying stuff on people before.
11. Do you think flouride in the drinking water is bad?
Yes, it's bad.
12. How do you feel about GMO foods?
Well Sir, I don't like it.
