North Korea rebranded: Kim Jong Un attempts to give country new image by allowing residents to have

While they eat the pizza, do they have claim that it's the best pizza ever made because the dear leader made it?

That would sound a little more familiar to me.

you must eat pizza, or pay a tax...

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Perhaps Kim Jong un is stuck. Seems the most important thing in NK is what China thinks. The Chinese don't want a nuclear Korean peninsula, and they don't want a South Korea type state on their border. That leaves Lil Kim with cheesburgers, earings and amusement parks to create a false sense of progress. Hopefully the Chinese can manage to provoke a sort of mini-China. Politically un-free, but at least a bit more open to the world with greater freedom of movement for it's citizens, and a modernized economy and infrastructure. Right now, I'd imagine the only amusement park most North Koreans would like to see is the one where they're dodging bullets while skuttling under the border fence.

He's done it now. Wait until the peasants revolt when they run out of pepperoni. Give them an inch and they'll take a mile. Their little country is now doomed....over fast food and cell phones. Ahhhh. the triteness of it all.

On a good note, at least he's trying to do something positive.

At least now they have the right to eat pizzas and burgers, even if the majority of them might not have the ingredients.

Any creative recipes for bark pizzas made in poo-fired ovens?

Let them eat cake too, while the Dear Leader is on a roll.