posted on Jul, 1 2012 @ 04:40 AM
First off, I'm not sure this belongs in this forum, that's where I've put all my mind trips, so I'll just leave this here and be on my way. Mods
move to short stories if you feel it appropriate.
I just went on a journey through my mind....
A randy couple who have this amazing spaceship and travel the universe, they find a planet(earth) come here and raise a family, kids are grown up and
parents have to go away for a dirty weekend. Off in their spaceship they go.
The kids, knowing the parents won't be back for a while throw a massive party, the parents don't come back, they forgot to set the time travel
setting and are traveling close to light speed through space for the weekend. Thousands and thousands of years pass on earth and the children turn
into humanity. Lol parents return after the weekend. Ooops!
Imagine the shock, "quick let's get out of here, they don't belong to us". Or they could just get real, real MAAAAD.
Meanwhile: LOOK AT THE STATE OF THIS PLACE! QUICK! MOM N DAD WILL BE BACK ANY MINUTE! LET'S GET THIS PLACE CLEANED UP.
Maybe they won't notice......
Parents come home......
Kids have tried to hide it. Hehe...... Mom is MAD!....
"LOOK AT THIS MESS HIDDEN IN THE CUPBOARD. AND ALL THIS UNDER THE RUG! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TOO? IM GOING TO VISIT GRAN AND GRANPA! WHEN WE COME
BACK WE WANT THIS MESS SORTED! MAKE SURE IT'S EXACLY HOW IT WAS WHEN WE LEFT?"
Mom n dad goes to nanna and grandpas and mom goes into one about the mess and what we have been up-to whiles they where away...... Nanny is silent
with a slight smile...... And grandad rolls with laughter...,,,,, Ahh, he says "reminds me of when you where younger".........
Mom falls silent.... Slight smile....
They spoke for hours they did. They laughed and joked about it and went through them old times like it was yesterday. They cried with laughter.
Grandad knew something like this would happen...... He did it when he was younger.... Or something that compares....
Back home the kids begin to argue. The bigger kids won't give The lil ones any food, and the big ones are arguing over who's having the chocolate
biscuits. They are getting ready to fight over it.
Back at grandma and grandpas, they are still laughing. Nanna says.... You don't expect them to clean it properly do you...
Mom says... "Yes I'VE TOLD THEM". Grandad laughs again. Hahaha. "We told you and still had to Clarence it all again after. There was vomit down
the cushion. Mud on the carpet. And the place smelt like a boozers armpit".
Nanna chuckles and says, "if you just leave them to do it dear, you won't be satisfied". And pulls a bottle of cleaning stuff out the cupboard.
"Take this and go show them how to use it. It will be back to normal in no time". Grandad says.... "Yeah and set the bloody dial on the time travel
function in your ship and go back to when you returned from your trip. Go and help them. It's your mess as well you know. You never cleaned it
properly when you where younger ha ha ha".
Dad says... "We had better stop at the shop and get some chocolate biscuits too".