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Chit Chat for ATS Regent Election

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posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:30 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

probably good that I lost those keys and didn't win... there would be race riots everywhere!! ...oh wait, I'm the only puple race there is...nevermind

edit on 8-7-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)


That kinda puts you at a distinct disadvantage in any ensuing race riots!

Then there will be the inevitable labels of "nenofascists" for any who follow the Curmudgeon Party platform...




posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:31 PM
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Hmm, time for some "neno" branding then? Why shouldn't we pimp out our new Regent?

Prolly could make millions....

Nenoreos and milk, what a yummy treat!

McNeno's, more beef than McDonald's.

Abercrombie and neno, a new clothing line for kids.

Feel free to continue.....



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:35 PM
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Originally posted by OpinionatedB
reply to post by PurpleChiten
 


I already took the red pill... was that the nitro?

if I take the blue one will that help this alzheimers I have?



ummmm .... I can't remember.....
....so...... apparently not since I took both of them



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:37 PM
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HEY!

There's old guys in the room - y'all stop talkin' about them blue pills!



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:37 PM
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OOPS.... darned aliens
edit on 8-7-2012 by OpinionatedB because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:38 PM
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The blue pill is supposed to be for alzheimers dude! Its not that special blood pressure pill... that one is red, and you are not allowed any!



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:39 PM
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Nenodent, holds your dentures tight

EnNenoSure , keeps you regular

FiberNeno, also keeps you regular

Nenopads, for incontinence

NenoCane and NenoWalker for help getting around

NenoAlert for when you've fallen and can't get up

Neno-agra ... if you smile for more than 4 minutes, consult your doctor!

NenoRound, you can visit the Grand Canyon!!




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posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:40 PM
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Well, if I've got old-timers... I mean Alzheimers.. I wouldn't be able to remember what to do with any of it, any how, so it's all good, I reckon!

What was I talking about again?



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:42 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to post by OpinionatedB
 


Well, if I've got old-timers... I mean Alzheimers.. I wouldn't be able to remember what to do with any of it, any how, so it's all good, I reckon!

What was I talking about again?



Who the heck are you and what's that thing on your head?

Is this my lawn or yours and why are we on it??



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posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:43 PM
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Nenopill (thats the blue one!)

Nenodent (keeps the teeth in!)

Nenodiapers (for incontinence)

Nenoola (the sugary sweet drink)

Nenoboro (the procrasinators suicide)



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:44 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Who the heck are you and what's that thing on your head?


I... don't... know... I... can't... recall...

Lemme see if I can find any ID in my pockets....



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:46 PM
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For the record, I had NOTHING to do with the development of Nentendo!

If I buy nenodent, does that mean I'm going to have to buy some teeth, too?






edit on 2012/7/8 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:46 PM
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that neno-agra!
edit on 8-7-2012 by OpinionatedB because: Just being helpful!




posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:46 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Who the heck are you and what's that thing on your head?


I... don't... know... I... can't... recall...

Lemme see if I can find any ID in my pockets....




Call the cops! That guy's stealing his own wallet!!



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:48 PM
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Oh Lordy!

I've fallen in with a bad bunch!

Y'all just ain't right!



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:48 PM
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You know, this reminds me of the day I lost my mothers husband! She told me when I took him out, do not loose him...

I thought, how on earth could I loose a full grown man!

I quickly found out!



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:49 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
For the record, I had NOTHING to do with the development of Nentendo!

If I buy nenodent, does that mean I'm going to have to buy some teeth, too?


edit on 2012/7/8 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)


Not in West Virginia!!


You know the toothbrush was invented there? If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush!!

(only people from Kentucky or West Virgina are allowed to tell that joke, otherwise, it would be offensive)



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:51 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
Oh Lordy!

I've fallen in with a bad bunch!

Y'all just ain't right!






posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:53 PM
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Originally posted by OpinionatedB
reply to post by PurpleChiten
 


You know, this reminds me of the day I lost my mothers husband! She told me when I took him out, do not loose him...

I thought, how on earth could I loose a full grown man!

I quickly found out!


Had an uncle that tried to sweet talk and pick up the manequins in stores



posted on Jul, 8 2012 @ 09:54 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Originally posted by nenothtu
For the record, I had NOTHING to do with the development of Nentendo!

If I buy nenodent, does that mean I'm going to have to buy some teeth, too?


edit on 2012/7/8 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)


Not in West Virginia!!


You know the toothbrush was invented there? If it was invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush!!

(only people from Kentucky or West Virgina are allowed to tell that joke, otherwise, it would be offensive)



Then there's the one about "what do you have when 32 West Virginia women are all in one room?"



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