Chit Chat for ATS Regent Election

reply to post by vkey08


The most important part is taken care of!

reply to post by MountainLaurel


Did someone say sandwiches? Scooby Doo style of course.




Or perhaps a wrap would be more to your liking....




Doesn't stack up to the bacon sandwich by a long shot though...

Sample fitting



We have many styles you can choose from. Please pick your favorite.

and what you would like it to say

And of course to wash it down, a light nip of NT Draught....




Beer, Australian style.

Its not a party without a few good pranks.

Originally posted by FortAnthem


Its not a party without a few good pranks.

they're using a leaf blower with the paint roller, I wonder if a hair dryer would work too? hmmmmm......

reply to post by IpsissimusMagus


Thank -You Sweetheart....as always you come through in the end....I Love You......♥

Wow... I just saw an article on MSN about breastmilk fighting HIV

alrighty then.....

now.msn.com...

O M G!!! I just realized that as runner up, I have to start spelling "tater" with an E on the end!! (we don't call em "potatoes" in these parts )

t a t e r e .... just don't look right

not about to do the goofy things Biden does and not evil like Cheney... guess I could invent the Internet and work to prevent Global Warming.... shew, this is a big responsibility!!

Hey Neno, are you gonna say "Read my lips, no new taxes" or are you gonna have an affair with an intern? I need to know what role I'm gonna be playin...

reply to post by PurpleChiten


MSN,Mamabeth Security News,reports that the Queen's
milk factories went dry years ago.
Further reports state,the Queen has accepted defeat in the
ATS regent elections...All hail King Neno

reply to post by FortAnthem


I don't know what his malfunction was - he could always put the fire out later! I mean, as long as it's still burning, it's there to be put out at leisure, and if it burned out, the problem solved itself, right?

This one fits you well.

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Hey Neno, are you gonna say "Read my lips, no new taxes" or are you gonna have an affair with an intern? I need to know what role I'm gonna be playin...

I'm going to instruct the head of one sovereign country (may as well make it an enemy nation while I'm at it) to tear down a wall in another sovereign country, then sit back to watch the fun unfold...

This means you may have to double as head of the CIA for a while - but look at the bright side.... YOU then get to move up, and say "read my lips - no new taxes" yourself!

reply to post by mamabeth


.... every King needs a Queen, and you already have the crown!

just make it one of those monogamous relationships for political purposes only

Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

Hey Neno, are you gonna say "Read my lips, no new taxes" or are you gonna have an affair with an intern? I need to know what role I'm gonna be playin...

I'm going to instruct the head of one sovereign country (may as well make it an enemy nation while I'm at it) to tear down a wall in another sovereign country, then sit back to watch the fun unfold...

This means you may have to double as head of the CIA for a while - but look at the bright side.... YOU then get to move up, and say "read my lips - no new taxes" yourself!

Well... ok.... but I may talk Babs into having an abortion!!

CIA I can do!!! CIA = Chitenz Iz Awesome!

I think they should make you writer-Regent now... or give you a cool banner or border or tag or somethin... even though nothing else comes with it, you should be recognized!

.... in addition to the crown!

Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by PurpleChiten

 

MSN,Mamabeth Security News,reports that the Queen's
milk factories went dry years ago.

Production, ummm... dropped... huh?

Further reports state,the Queen has accepted defeat in the
ATS regent elections...All hail King Neno

Being that kings are not queens (some teenage kid just reported to me that there are important differences) there is no reason for you to remove your own crown, other than to, like, brush your hair and stuff.

Luckily, my own hair is, uh, "self brushing" whenever I pass my hand over the top pf my head,- which I do frequently as I look around and survey the devastation wrought in the world. Translated, that means I'm gonna sleep in my tinfoil crown.

Well, at least until all the "new" rubs off of it!

I tried to hire a pole-dancer for the party but, her procrastination zen master interfered with her rehearsals too much and she said she wouldn't be ready in time. Maybe tomorrow, or the next day...

Originally posted by IpsissimusMagus
This one fits you well.

Is that a lightning rod on top of it?

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
I think they should make you writer-Regent now... or give you a cool banner or border or tag or somethin... even though nothing else comes with it, you should be recognized!

.... in addition to the crown!

Since it's an honorary title and more or less a self-made job, I reckon I'll just make up stuff as I go along. For example, my avatar is actually a clear patch of nothingness to let the background show through, and I'm toying with the idea of writing "REGENT" across the middle of it, maybe red letters on a black rectangular background so it's visible under any conditions, or maybe just the letters, leaving the rectangular background off.