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Chit Chat for ATS Regent Election

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posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:38 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten
grrrrrr .... all that work I put in last night and we're tied again!!!


hey Neno, I voted for you, did you vote for me?

edit on 6-7-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)


Of course - I was number "9", as I recall, way back when.

I gotta wonder what happens in the event of a tie - there weren't any rules set for that. Do we get to be pushed around in a tandem stroller, or what?

A tie breaker vote? Hillbilly rules - two knives and a piece of rope to tie our off hands together?






edit on 2012/7/6 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:40 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten
grrrrrr .... all that work I put in last night and we're tied again!!!







posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:42 AM
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Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by PurpleChiten
grrrrrr .... all that work I put in last night and we're tied again!!!


hey Neno, I voted for you, did you vote for me?

edit on 6-7-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)


Of course - I was number "9", as I recall, way back when.

I gotta wonder what happens in the event of a tie - there weren't any rules set for that. Do we get to be pushed around in a tandem stroller, or what?

A tie breaker vote? Hillbilly rules - two knives and a piece of rope to tie our off hands together?

edit on 2012/7/6 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)


ohhhhhh a tie would be cool!!!


of course since I'm just going to make everybody a regent and rename it "member" as well as "writer", it wouldn't make a whole lot of difference


....well.... since we're both hillbillies, I guess that's the way we'd have to go!

edit on 6-7-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:43 AM
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Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by Destinyone

I'll have to admit...that Chiten is easy on the eye....

But, you mentioned a chocolate field ready for drilling. Could I name my drilling rig The Truffle Titan...if so, we may have a deal...


Des




Your rig - we name it what you want! Since the field is untapped - you get first rights of production as well...



My only concern is. I throw a lot of chocolate fountain parties. Will your projected productions be able to keep up with my lifestyle demands. I feel we are nearing an amicable meeting point. If you can address my concerns, I can place the order for the gold name plaque for my rig.


Example of daily needed production from your chocolate mining fields....



Des



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:46 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

ohhhhhh a tie would be cool!!!


of course since I'm just going to make everybody a regent and rename it "member" as well as "writer", it wouldn't make a whole lot of difference

edit on 6-7-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)


Uhh... I'm going to have to get a ruling from parliament on that one. What happens if, in a co-regency, one of the co-regents makes a unilateral decision of such magnitude while the other dissents? Do we have to get Justice Roberts to weigh in?



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

ohhhhhh a tie would be cool!!!


of course since I'm just going to make everybody a regent and rename it "member" as well as "writer", it wouldn't make a whole lot of difference

edit on 6-7-2012 by PurpleChiten because: (no reason given)


Uhh... I'm going to have to get a ruling from parliament on that one. What happens if, in a co-regency, one of the co-regents makes a unilateral decision of such magnitude while the other dissents? Do we have to get Justice Roberts to weigh in?




hmmmm.... maybe we should go with a coin flip, it's more reliable than Roberts!



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:55 AM
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Originally posted by Destinyone

My only concern is. I throw a lot of chocolate fountain parties. Will your projected productions be able to keep up with my lifestyle demands. I feel we are nearing an amicable meeting point. If you can address my concerns, I can place the order for the gold name plaque for my rig.




that's workable. we can have a specialist flown in from Africa to run production projections - I hear we can find one that never forgets, and will work for peanuts, leaving the profit margins from the chocolate rig production intact.

When you order the plaque, make sure it's not just a gold-foil covered chocolate slab... it might confuse the roughnecks.


edit on 2012/7/6 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:57 AM
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If nothing else... the front-runners of the election have done one great thing... they have shattered the stereotype of "hillbilly" for ever more!! (West Virginia vs Kentucky)!!!

Can't get no more "hillbilly" than that!!!

WOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOT!


....::brewin up some moonshine for the victory party over at the Booze Party headquarters regardless of which one of us wins::...


.... I actually DO know how to do that, along with homemade wine!
....not that I would of course



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 11:58 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

hmmmm.... maybe we should go with a coin flip, it's more reliable than Roberts!


Coin flips are only half "right", too...



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 12:02 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten
If nothing else... the front-runners of the election have done one great thing... they have shattered the stereotype of "hillbilly" for ever more!! (West Virginia vs Kentucky)!!!

Can't get no more "hillbilly" than that!!!

WOOOOOOOOT WOOOOOOT!




We WILL rule the world... oh, yessss, we WILL rule....



....::brewin up some moonshine for the victory party over at the Booze Party headquarters regardless of which one of us wins::...


.... I actually DO know how to do that, along with homemade wine!
....not that I would of course


I know how to modify car engines to run on it... between the two of us, we can solve the fuel crisis - as a bonus, it would give a new meaning to "tailgate parties"!




edit on 2012/7/6 by nenothtu because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 12:13 PM
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Definitely!!! We've got this!



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 12:18 PM
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It's all Good....




Curmudgeon

A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor.....

They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment....

Nature, having failed to equip them with a serviceable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.

Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can't compromise their standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse.

Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions of the truth unsettle us, and we hold it against them, even though they soften it with humor.

edit on 6-7-2012 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 12:29 PM
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This is all good and what have you...BUT,
Queen Mamabeth wants to rule the land,ha,ha,ha


I seem to recall offering you the position of being my
head of security,am I still safe?

No one is going to try and dethrone me,right? You do have
your Queen Mamabeth's back,or,are you on my 6 ready to shoot?



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 12:44 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by SLAYER69
 


This is all good and what have you...BUT,
Queen Mamabeth wants to rule the land,ha,ha,ha


I seem to recall offering you the position of being my
head of security,am I still safe?

No one is going to try and dethrone me,right? You do have
your Queen Mamabeth's back,or,are you on my 6 ready to shoot?


You already know that if I win, you get to be Queen of the Regents! ...if me and Neno tie, I'll talk him into it!



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 12:45 PM
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LOVE your new Avi your Majesty.....



Des



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 01:02 PM
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Tally as of 2:00 pm EDT, edits will show update times

Neno Curmudgeon Party 66

Puple Chiten Smylee Ninja Birthday Party 63

Bancho Booze Party 44

Gimme_Some_Truth Party 25

Druid Anarchists for Gaia Party 16

Vkey Clueless Party 14

Ipissimus Smear Party 12

Blaine Undeclared Party 8

Daaskapital People's Party 8

DJW001 Radical Centrist Party 7

Watchitburn Apocalyps Now Party 6

ModernAcademia HermaphroKite Party 6

MamaBeth Queen of ATS Party 5

FortAnthem Procrasti-Nation Party 5

Gwydionblack Revolution Party 5

OrphenFire Ironman Party 4

Vote early and often!! Remember, you can vote for as many candidates or as few candidates as you so desire, but can only vote for each one once!


....anybody who wants to practice can vote for the Purple Chiten, just flag it

...kinda like Just Dew It!


...anybody remeber the slogan for Mountain Dew from years ago?

It'll tickle yer innards! ( just like ME!!
)

it was a play on the "original" mountain-dew, aka moonshine!



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 01:03 PM
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Okay,does that mean I can no longer bribe others with promises
of a chicken in every pot if I'm elected?

I am sure that you will tickle my innards if my baker doesn't pluck
out all of your feathers first!
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posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 01:15 PM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten

You already know that if I win, you get to be Queen of the Regents! ...if me and Neno tie, I'll talk him into it!


Every Godfather need a good moll, so yeah, her position is safe...



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 01:17 PM
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Originally posted by mamabeth
reply to post by PurpleChiten
 


Okay,does that mean I can no longer bribe others with promises
of a chicken in every pot if I'm elected?

I am sure that you will tickle my innards if my baker doesn't pluck
out all of your feathers first!
edit on 6-7-2012 by mamabeth because: added


ummmm....chitens don't do those drug thangs
.... oh wait, IN... ummmm... never mind ...


... you can offer them a turkey or a nice roast or maybe some pork chops.... those are all just fine!



posted on Jul, 6 2012 @ 01:18 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu

Originally posted by PurpleChiten

You already know that if I win, you get to be Queen of the Regents! ...if me and Neno tie, I'll talk him into it!


Every Godfather need a good moll, so yeah, her position is safe...




Long Live the Queen!!




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