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Originally posted by UltimateSkeptic1
"Listen up. That's right, I'm talking to you. Had a few drinks? Maybe a few too many? Then do yourself and everyone else a favor: Call a sober friend or a cab. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands."
First prediction: Somebody, somewhere will inevitably reach in and (ewwww) steal one of the cakes.
Please resist the urge to envision a cake screaming: "I'm melting, I'm melting.")
Originally posted by Doom and Gloom
Because we all know that only men drive drunk, I suppose if a woman were drunk enough she could piss in a urinal who knows.