A texas Thread?

Do you know what you get when you remove the x from Texas?

You get TEAS!

But Texans are not teetotalers. Oh no.They drink the manly drink. And that is beer. They drink beer so manly that it'll put hair on your chest.

So please, friends don't let Texans drink tea.

reply to post by EvilSadamClone

Sounds like YOU have been drinking more than tea this evening.

Real Texans just live, we don't need to explain to outsiders, they wouldn't get it anyway!

I don't drink or do drugs, I'm just really weird.

Hey, it drives the logical people up the wall!

Which is my favorite hobby.

reply to post by EvilSadamClone


Did u know that TEAS is SEAT Backwards?

Now please take a seat and explain to me what the point of this thread is.

There were two points.

I wanted to see if I was banned because I had offensive material in my sig.

AND I wanted to lighten people's day.

People are way way WAAAY too serious these days.

Lighten up.

Okay I'm abkut to go to the fridge and get me a bottle of green tea

Yessa, I do likes my beer.
Not tonight though, have to skip a day

People are way way WAAAY too serious these days.

Lighten up.

reply to post by EvilSadamClone



Amen, ain't that the truth....

Especially these last couple of days or so.... real touchy.

On topic tho:

For some reason, I just don't picture Texans and tea......

~~ BBQ and beer is more like it..... ~~



ETA: S&F just for having a weird sense of humor & off the wall thread....HA!
..... Nice not being a "political' thread for a change....

reply to post by EvilSadamClone


I see nothing of this self-description in your thread or your replies. Yet, it does tell us something doesn't it?

"The Illustrious Potentate
Member"