posted on Jun, 27 2012 @ 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Golf66
I will make scarecrows out of the forst few at strategic points of entry. With signs painted on wood that say; banditry and theft will be dealt with
The rest of them can be fed to the hogs as they will decimate a corpse in short order leaving little to deal with. I am pretty sure they are fine to
eat after that as well.
I wasn't going to be so specific, but you went there; so I am definitely
My phrase would be "NOT WORTH IT." I would paint that on a sign I would pin on every mobile I constructed. And of course put them out of smelling
range from your house. blocks away, or at the entrance to your valley or whatever.
I might have a superscription that varied from one artwork to the next; but always the same subtitle. So one would say, "No Trespassing: NOT WORTH
IT," and another would say, "Stop! Thief! NOT WORTH IT," and another would say "Die by the sword: NOT WORTH IT."
And then you make one final sign at the entrance to your property. No grand guignol, no fleshy bits. Just a large placard that says.... "NOT WORTH
As far as attracting attention.....once there is no air conditioning, everyone opens their windows. And once all the motors grind to a halt, there
will be silence. Every time you cook a meal, you will be calling attention to yourself. Every time you start a motor that breaks the silence, you
will be calling attention to yourself. Every time you chop wood, cook food, or laugh out loud, or use a firearm, you will draw attention to
You can only keep your existence a secret if you stay hidden and subsist on a diet of crickets (raw).
Otherwise you're going to have to meet the new neighbors eventually.