I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me. "How could you?!" she screamed. "How fu$£ing could you?! You've
f$£ked my sister you bastard!" "I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to
do?" "The fu$£ing autopsy," she cried.
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