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I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me

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posted on Jun, 25 2012 @ 07:13 AM
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I arrived home from work and my girlfriend started punching and kicking me. "How could you?!" she screamed. "How fu$£ing could you?! You've f$£ked my sister you bastard!" "I'm sorry," I confessed. "I got to work and she was lying there...naked. I'm only human. What was I supposed to do?" "The fu$£ing autopsy," she cried.




posted on Jun, 25 2012 @ 07:16 AM
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Lol,
Was getting worried there for a sec =P

Nothing like a necrophelia joke in the morning.



posted on Jun, 25 2012 @ 07:18 AM
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Haha indeed couldnt agree more :-)

Regards Jamie



posted on Jun, 25 2012 @ 07:37 AM
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lol Ahh, having a stiffy for a stiffy.



posted on Jun, 25 2012 @ 11:22 AM
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Did she used the sentence 'you're f$cking dead' as a threat ?




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