posted on Jun, 25 2012 @ 02:38 AM
Thread Title: - Yesterday's News
A TS10 (Torino Scale) meteorite measuring 5,280km wide designated as 2012ATS landed safely in Antarctica - yesterday.
A previously undiscovered VEI 8 Pyroclastic volcano erupted spectacularly in Kansas City, Kansas - yesterday.
A five mile wide sinkhole opened under the Denver International Airport to the center of the earth - yesterday. All flights are on schedule.
A category five Hurricane Springer (
) hit Phoenix, Arizona - yesterday. Mass casualties of endangered cacti are reported.
A TS11 (TORRO Scale) tornado hit Antarctica - yesterday.
Wall Street joined the Occupy Movement - yesterday.
The CIA sold its most lucrative asset; ATS, to Aghanistani Drug Lords - yesterday.
LHC found the god partical and it swallowed Switzerland and France - yesterday.
HAARP officials admitted to have been the sole culprit behind 911 - yesterday. Chemtrails are seen over NYC.
California finally DID fall into the Pacific - yesterday. Arnold Schwarzenegger's lover and their illegitimate child are the sole survivors.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came out of the closet and admitted he is gay. - yesterday.
edit on 25/6/2012 by Trexter Ziam because: (no reason given)