Hello Skeptics, Believers, Cynics, Nutcases, Optimists, and Everyone in between.
We here at The Apocalypse Now party have decided to nominate me Watchitburn, for the ATS Regency.
This will be the official campaign thread. Here I will outline my position on some of the more pressing issues, as well as answer any questions that
anyone might have. So lets get this ball rolling.
First off why should you care? Well you shouldn't, because it probably won't mean anything in the long run. But this has the potential to be fun, so
join me if you would like to play along.
Why should you cast your vote for me?
I am many things, but above all I am practical, sometimes even to the point where it makes others uncomfortable. You will not catch me sugar coating
or romanticizing reality either. But I like to have fun with things occasionally too. I insist that no topic should be sacred(except those covered by
the T&C) When you put something on a pedestal, those that question or try to look deeper tend to be persecuted. That is not the way to gain knowledge
and understanding. Lastly I believe NOTHING, I think it is premature to believe we have all the facts on any topic. Beliefs are dangerous, they lead
to torment, suffering and death. Ideas on the other hand, can evolve as more information is obtained. And that is what I offer to the citizens of ATS,
The opportunity for endless ideas without persecution. (though stupid ideas should be pointed out as such, albeit in a civil manner)
Also I am pretty sure I am the only Candidate who has any experience in dealing with the
Zombie Cannibal Squirrel Threat
I even have a plan for dealing with the epidemic of stupid that is being spread around the planet.
I am convinced that the advancement of safety devices and medical treatment has led to the pandemic of stupidity right now. Think of all the young
children throughout history that did not survive past the age of say 15 or so, because they were stupid or did stupid things.
Some of you are thinking, “He’s is not attacking the children is he?” You are goddamn right I am.
Think of every kid that stuck a fork in a wall socket, or walked out into the street without looking both ways. Many of you will think this is common
sense, (It was common sense to me when I was a kid.), and you would be right. But alas, many of these intelligence deficient children are surviving
these altercations due to advancements in medical technologies. These idiots are then going on to have idiot children of their own.
Now I am not against medical advancements, but I think there should be a panel that debates the common sense of the individual. This panel would
decide whether or not said person was just being an idiot or not. If found to be stupid, medical assistance would be denied. We could select these
panels just like jury duty, that way everyone gets a say.