VP Debate (nice preview song)

Watch this first.

That's the music that the rest of this set to, so if you want to sing along, you'll have to hear that first.


[Night before]

Emperor George: It's not about the Iraqi people...

Darth Cheney: No it's not.

Emperor George: It's not about the American people...

Darth Cheney: No it's not.

Emperor George: It's about our bank accounts.

Darth Cheney: You are correct.

Emperor George: You can't mess with Texas. To all you Bush-haters out there, we'll blow your country up.




[Begins]

Darth Cheney: What is thy bidding my master?

Emperor George: It's a disaster, it's John squared we're after.

Darth Cheney: Well, if they could be turned to the Dark Side...

Emperor George: Of course, they'd be powerful allies, but don't even try.

Darth Cheney: They will join us or die.



We got White House, White House, White House. [repeat]


[Before VP Debate]

Kerry: Edwards, get your ass over here right now, quit messing with them books. Are you ready for this thing? Are you ready?

Edwards: John Kerry, I know I gotta beat him. And I'm ready, can I go see my family? I've already figured my plans, but now you're treating me like I ain't even a man.

God: Johns, use the force, and win. Destroy the evil ones, destroy the evil ones. x2

Carville: I'm Carville. I'm Cajun. I'm ragin' and stagin'. And I've been guagin'.
Don't be unwise, judge me not by my eyes.
You won't believe your eyes when the evil one lies.

Edwards: Carville, why you bein' a Johnny hater?
You know that I can defeat Darth Cheney.

Carville: But John, not ready are you.

Edwards: But there's a house in Washington where they all like to screw.
A Johnny's gotta do, what a Johnny's gotta do...
So now Cheney, I'm coming for you.


[VP Debate]

(watching debate on tv)
Kerry: Yeah, we're taking back this White House. It's all ours.
Ahhh, Teresa, this is a mighty good gin and tonic, why don't you mix me up another? It's about to get ugly in here.


(at the Debate)
Edwards: Halliburton, Halliburton, Halliburton....

Darth Cheney: Impressive, now release your anger. You must have sensed that your country's in danger.

Edwards: Nooooo, why are you ruining our land?

Darth Cheney: It's imperative that you understand. John Kerry will never bother, telling you about our plans or...

Edwards: He told me enough, he told me you're selfish.

Darth Cheney: Then there's something I must reveal then...

Kerry's with us, Kerry's with us, Kerry's with us... (repeat)



(repeat till done)
Knock him out the House, John, knock him out.
Knock him out the House, John, knock him out.
Knock him out the House, John, knock him out.
Knock him out the House, John, knock him out.
Knock him out the House, John.

[edit on 5-10-2004 by cstyle226]