BREAKING, Al-Qa’ida man takes hostages at French bank!!!

www.bbc.co.uk...

He's just released a hostage.

The man, saying he was linked to al-Qaeda, demanded to speak to the elite Raid police unit that shot Islamist gunman Mohamed Merah.

Merah, who claimed al-Qaeda training, killed seven people in Toulouse before he was shot dead by police in March.

There are no reports of injuries in the incident so far.

The man went into the branch of the CIC bank at 10:10 local time (08:10 GMT), taking the manager and three other people hostage, French media say.

The area around the bank has been cordoned off and two nearby schools have been closed.

You know......

it would be a good ploy if you wanted to release some sort of biological agent.

especially if you were, one of the apparently authentic alqaeda suicide fighters.

.. well dressed man 'A' walks into a public location at peak hour, something small and contained. A bank, a post office, a Mcdonlads outlet....

holding a can of sprite.

pulls out a gun, couple of shots in the air, order everyone into a corner...

all the while he's placed this innocent appearing sprite can on a desk somewhere.. its releasing some sort of invisible vapour

he shoots 1 hostage, waits for the media, then goes and plays the hostage taker role.. few shots at police, few foul mouthed choice of words.. then, runs out in a blazing battle and martyrs oneself!

Unbeknown to domestic identities, ie police, media presenters, doctors... everyone who comes into contact with these 'hostages' will be exposed to a deadly, contageous, but delayed virus.

and bang.. upper, middle and lower society spread the virus.

by the time someone checks the sprite, its out and about!

and who would think to stop a well dressed, cleanly cut business man holding a can of sprite?

mfw guy actually sets off suitcase nuke.

But seriously i highly doubt that would happen, just some dickwad, probably a bank robery gone wrong so he's just saying, "dur dur i'm a terrorist dur"

Yeah...

sky news say a sedcond hostage has been freed

It's all over according to Fair and Balanced.

Prosecutor Michel Valet said the kidnapper's weapon, used twice during the six-hour ordeal, fired only rubber bullets.

and so it ended...

with rubber bullets filled with the most deadly bio weapon earth has ever seen....