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Topic started on 18-6-2012 @ 12:47 PM by PurpleChiten
For a quick summary of what I’m going to do, but have already done, but will be doing… it’s complicated ok?
There is a time machine, which we have already established, and aliens from the future do go back and start civilization by creating a big bang with the help of God who lives in another dimension and actually created the aliens who will go back to assist him. They’re reptilian in origin but end up getting wiped out in a future, past, future quantum leap having to do with getting some woman to eat an apple or something. Due to them being wiped out, the Purple Ninja Chiten alliance comes into ownership of the time machine and pop back to a few thousand years ago where they convince God, from the alternate universe, to interact a little more. What we did was, with the use of the time machine and a quantum leap process that I figured out, pop around all over human history. He first showed up as a fella name Prometheus and gave some matches and a bic lighter to some cave men, they worshipped him for a long time. Then, he popped over and went by the name Muhammed and catered to some folks in the middle east. After that, he popped up 2000 years ago where they beat him up and nailed him to a big pole with a cross section on it. After that, he was getting a little older and gained a lot of weight, so he jumped back to a period where they liked fat folks and went by the name Buddha. He’s jumped all over the place and has done lots of things and have different groups of people all over the world following him but they think all those visits were different guys. We’re going to bring them all together and explain it to them so they understand a little better.
He did a lot of jumping ahead in time too, and figured out some cool architectural techniques that helped provide free energy and took those back to ancient Egypt. He did grab a buddy of his named Tesla to help him explain it to a bunch of different groups at the same time. Unfortunately, Tesla’s time machine crashed out around area 51 and he had some nasty chemical burns and the people who found him thought he was an alien because of all the skin damage.
He put together a bunch of different groups and taught them special things they’d need to know and they kept it to themselves and made little groups and called them special names for whatever society it was.
He’s still jumping around a lot but promised he’d be back toward the end of the year to return the time machine to me. The last I heard, he was doing something with the Parlafkjorgaensen system and helping them overcome that problem they were having with the electron clouds that almost wiped them out….oh wait, that hasn’t happened yet relative to this time period, just forget that one, it’ll be a while before it happens…
Anyway, after all that work and stuff, we’ve almost got all the timelines to converge for everybody in about 6 months or so. It would have been easier, but those darn Myans had to pipe in and almost give it all away so we went back and wiped them out. Such a nosey bunch that was…
We’re going to get more of the overlaps in the next few months as things begin to sync into place. If you experience déjà vu, don’t freak out, it’s normal when all the realities merge into one. After the merge, you won’t remember any of it and it’ll be just fine.
Hang in there, it’s all worth it in the end!!


reply posted on 18-6-2012 @ 06:03 PM by butcherguy
reply to post by PurpleChiten


Thanks for clearing that up.
I need not worry for your sanity any more.


reply posted on 18-6-2012 @ 06:08 PM by PurpleChiten
Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by PurpleChiten


Thanks for clearing that up.
I need not worry for your sanity any more.


Oh, I wouldn't go THAT far, but this one isn't an example of it!


reply posted on 18-6-2012 @ 10:30 PM by Druid42
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Ditto from me.

I will, however, look forward to an honest debate with you. Have they moved your campaign HQ back to Political Ideology yet? Your platform thread is your campaign HQ.


reply posted on 18-6-2012 @ 10:35 PM by daaskapital
Originally posted by Druid42
reply to post by daaskapital


Ditto from me.

I will, however, look forward to an honest debate with you. Have they moved your campaign HQ back to Political Ideology yet? Your platform thread is your campaign HQ.



Not yet my friend. Perhaps i should ask a mod to move it


reply posted on 18-6-2012 @ 10:42 PM by daaskapital
Originally posted by Druid42
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I will, however, look forward to an honest debate with you.


I am looking forward to having honest debates with you and the other as well. It will make for an interesting experience.
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