You need to watch out. I have been informed by the galactic federation that there is a new type of Chav, or Chaqe as you say. They try and fool us by
morphing onto 90´s stereotypical grunge people.
They are trying to intercept a time traveler that has been trying to reach you since 1995.
She was really a secret agent from the past. What happened is this.
She was dialing up our time and all of a sudden, the Chavs or "Chaqes" as you say, rushed in and shot up the place with their laser eyes and laser
fingers. (Glow sticks)
This hot chick secret agent from the 90`s (not like the hot people from the future you spoke of in another thread)
She got up and ran into the time machine. Her mission: To get impregnated by terry so as to be the mother of Matt o`hare, The leader of the human
resistance against the machines. In the future where hot people rule the world, machines fight a war against the humans alongside the Chavs.
The Chavs in turn went in the time machine after her. They sent a hot blond to try and trick you into reward sex for all your efforts here on ATS
trying to keep us informed with official communications from Galactic federation HQ.
Thank your dad for me for keeping us up to date and all the heads up he gives, risking his job at The Foreign and Commonwealth Office’s. Just to
give you information to spread to us. Your entire family is helping the planet, thank you for that.
You have to be careful. The Chavs are sending hot blonds to try and trick you into impregnating them. They want to give birth to the Anti-Chav. or
"Anti-Chaqe" as you call it.
You are like a Jesus Christ to the future hot people. Use that. Communicate with them via the galactic federation and have them relay a message to the
future hot people asking for help contacting the hot grunge chick from the 90´s.
You take such risks for our well being. I find that sexy, in a hard core sort of way.
mmmmmm and prrrrrrrrrrrr
Or as we say in the federation, chacha chacha doo saaa wet
That means, mmmmmm and prrrrrrrrrrrr
edit on 17-6-2012 by BIHOTZ because: (no reason given)