I nominate myself as Regent of ATS under the banner of the Stark Party (as in Ned Stark from Game Of Thrones).
I will follow in Ned Stark's footsteps (though hopefully avoiding beheading), and serve as an upright and honorable Regent of this great [virtual]
land. However, as supreme ruler, I will enforce certain rules in my reign.
1) Idiots must be punished in accordance with the law, by making hilariously sarcastic comments in reply to their idiotic posts. Replies to their
posts must appear to be serious, and only recognizable as sarcasm by those with a well developed sense of humor. Other acceptable, though not quite as
desired, punishments include feigned ignorance of the idiot's very existence, and taking a road trip to the idiot's house to throw eggs on it.
2) Membership in the Stark Party:
a) Membership is granted by His Supreme Starkness, OrphenFire, or his appointed Stark Assistant.
b) Members enjoy a variety of benefits:
i) Bragging Rights
ii) Free [virtual] beers whenever desired
iii) Free downloads of His Supreme Starkness' musical creations.
c) All Party Members must adhere to a strict Moral Code which ordinary citizens of ATS do not:
i) No one liner posts.
ii) Stark Party Members must use proper grammar and spelling in the English language.
iii) That's it really... I mean, those two things shouldn't be too hard.
3) That's pretty much it. Oh yeah, this should go in section 2(b), but we also get complementary [virtual] cigars. So uh, there's that.
4) Vote for me.