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The ATS Election Thread. Election for Regent of ATS(IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT PG. 71)

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posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 10:44 PM
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If you vote for me I am offering a free bagel with Shmear.



You can also support our campaign by picking up a T-shirt



We have celebrity endorsements











posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 11:07 PM
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Welcome back! Is that a tan?

it looks like Cabo agreed with you.

Don't trip over the drunks....



posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 11:12 PM
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Thank you for the welcome. It's nice to be back home.

Our sponsors have shelled out some serious coin to create our new ad campaign.

Celebrity endorsements continue to pour into our office




posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 11:14 PM
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Correction, noted.

Monster Raving Lunatic Party
boymonkey74

The Malum Canis party
Advantage

Independent Party
moosevernel

The Truth Party
gimme_some_truth

Libertarian-Farmer-Labor-Conservative party
FractalChaos13242017

Banana Republic Party
cenpuppie

Abducted platform
HomerinNC

The Shmear Campaign Party
IpsissimusMagus

Goldman $ach$ Party
RealSpoke

Radical Centrist Party
DJW001

LIBERTARIAN PARTY OF COMMON SENSE
Sinny

Grain of Salt Party
twohawks

*open*
Taupin Desciple

Anarchists of Gaia Party
Druid42

*open*
Wide-Eyes

Stark Party
OrphenFire

Meritocracy party
TheCelestialHuman

ATS People's Party
daaskapital

Independent
lIIuminatus

Clean Living Party
Partygirl

Curmudgeon Party
nenothtu

Paid Shills and Disinformation Agents Party
Furbs

The Smylee Birthday Ninja Party
PurpleChiten
smyleegrl

Blitzen Party
subject x

No Nonsense Party
Dembow

The Undeclared Party
Blaine91555

The Booze Party
boncho

The 50 Shades Of Debate Party
Just Chris

The ATS Clueless Girls Party
vkey08

Schizoid Party
Nosred

The Apocalypse Now Party
watchitburn



posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 11:22 PM
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Originally posted by nenothtu
reply to post by IpsissimusMagus
 


Welcome back! Is that a tan?

it looks like Cabo agreed with you.

Don't trip over the drunks....


Actually my tan was acquired on my journey to the far side of the moon.

Where I encountered some extreme solar flares.

But the mission was a success and I brought back a few files to share.

If elected ATS Regent you can expect full disclosure of the alien agenda.




posted on Jun, 22 2012 @ 11:35 PM
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A brief commercial break:




posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 01:03 AM
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posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 01:17 AM
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What happened??? I have been until recently an undecided voter, but having in the past few days read through the entire election thread, and all (or as many as I could identify) of the individual platform threads, I was just on the brink of doing something completely and entirely uncharacteristic for me, which is...

I was going to submit myself to be a nefarious underling, sympathetic to your cause, and help you continue your brilliant demonstration of the never ending spin surrounding our multiple nations' collective political maneuvering. The Smear (I mean Shmear) Campaign party has demonstrated a consistent and reliable message. You have attempted, through satire and tongue-in-cheek commentary, to engage the other political parties in dialogue with their potential constituents. Unrealizing, nearly all candidates have played into your message, time and time again, just as we see in the world outside ATS.

And now this... Oh, Ipsi, have you sold out? Say it ain't so! Please tell me it wasn't the endless grind of star-and-flagging, nor the legal maneuvering that must have been required in order to escape the fraudulent news scandals that flip-flopped to land on your doorstep... The cause lives on!

Please consider me for the post of Assistant to the Assistant Chief Executive Spin-Doctor, otherwise titled (a position recently posted by my own real world company) "Chief Innovation Officer".

I promise to bring the Smear (I mean "Shmear") Campaign nothing less than it deserves, and I will do my best to spin, star, and flag with the best of 'em!

Please consider me a dedicated Smear Campaign Party member (I mean "Shmear"), and as such, as loyal as I may reasonably behave.

This includes working and family hours off from the campaign. Also, I am gluten intolerant, so I will bring fruit and cheese plates to the campaign headquarters for breakfast, instead of bagels. Apples go well with shmears too... Deal with it, I'm working for free!


Smear (I mean Shmear) Campaign Party Platform - States the obvious, I mean, the party policy, um, plan of attack, er, APPROACH to this election! Yes, that's it.

edit on 23-0620126-1212 by gwynnhwyfar because: Added link to platform thread.



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 01:24 AM
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**Special Message***




posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 02:09 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten
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Now THAT is creative!

*applause*



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 02:14 AM
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Originally posted by beezzer


Now THAT is creative!

*applause*


I picked up Abe Lincoln on one of my time-machine trips and he paid me back by doing the commercial for me



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 02:49 AM
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Please Stand By......................




posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 02:55 AM
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It's time for Mid-campaign POLLS.

The candidates have been outstanding, and as one myself, I suggest the candidates step back from campaigning, and let the members of ATS voice their opinions.

I'm feeling that a few candidates would like to step back, re-new their perspective, or perhaps merge their campaign with another's.

With over 30 parties campaigning, there should be a collaboration going on, with some members supporting other platforms, yet, this is ATS, and it seems to be taking a turn aside from normal politics. That's what I find to be interesting.

Anyway, if you are not a candidate, visit, and voice your opinion.



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 02:58 AM
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Originally posted by sonnny1

Please Stand By......................



edit on 23-6-2012 by SLAYER69 because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 03:10 AM
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posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 03:10 AM
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Originally posted by PurpleChiten
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Abe I can understand - he's easy - but what on Earth did you bribe HILLARY to vote for you with?!?



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 03:27 AM
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We here at the Smear ....er uh ... I mean Shmear Party campaign welcome and appreciate your support. Due to circumstances beyond our control (TPTB locked me in a cold dark room for 3 days) we have decided to put our efforts towards a new campaign strategy.

Early in our campaign the other candidates were unknowingly assimilated into the Smear party. We noticed a trend of excessive smearing occurring. Our goal from the outset of this campaign was to provide balance to this election. Seeing that the other nominees were engaging in excessive smearing we felt it imperative to again provide the yin to their yang.

And let's face it. They were a lot better at smearing each other than I ever was. Should we feel the need arise. We will provide full support in Shmearing the other candidates. I promise to provide the same twist on the issues as before. Along with a well balanced breakfast or brunch. Please enjoy this complimentary bagel and shmear as a symbol of our appreciation for your continued support.




posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 04:44 AM
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Oh boy... Jack wanted rights to this-and-that, but he did
finally agree to pose for the advert.


Update back at Campaign HQ:

Sharon's cracked a nail and Doreen gone into 'phantom labour'
again... and the funds are running low.
It maybe time to open the War Chest (and not my darn jewellry
box -as you suggested!)

Boy In A Dress -Campaign Manager and Jack's pal.

edit on 23-6-2012 by A boy in a dress because: Doreen's Labour Pains!



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 05:06 AM
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More stuff still coming in.
I showed Gillian (I kept call her Dana!)... your views on what would make
a great ATS Regent and after calling David 'where's-my-speedos' Duchovny,
the pair agreed to pose for the pic.



This one cost me a dress... Dave's got it.

Boy In A Dress -Campaign Manager and stairway to the Stars.
edit on 23-6-2012 by A boy in a dress because: (no reason given)



posted on Jun, 23 2012 @ 06:27 AM
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My-my, the word is getting out (and not the one about
Sharon at her Prom night)... This has just arrived from
NASA and the guy there has lodged an official complaint
with H.Q.



Luckily, Doreen has filed it with the usual stuff.

Boy In A Dress -Campaign Manager and possible-future abductee.



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