reply to post by IpsissimusMagus
What happened??? I have been until recently an undecided voter, but having in the past few days read through the entire election thread, and all (or
as many as I could identify) of the individual platform threads, I was just on the brink of doing something completely and entirely uncharacteristic
for me, which is...
I was going to submit myself to be a nefarious underling, sympathetic to your cause, and help you continue your brilliant demonstration of the never
ending spin surrounding our multiple nations' collective political maneuvering. The Smear (I mean Shmear) Campaign party has demonstrated a
consistent and reliable message. You have attempted, through satire and tongue-in-cheek commentary, to engage the other political parties in dialogue
with their potential constituents. Unrealizing, nearly all candidates have played into your message, time and time again, just as we see in the world
And now this... Oh, Ipsi, have you sold out? Say it ain't so! Please tell me it wasn't the endless grind of star-and-flagging, nor the legal
maneuvering that must have been required in order to escape the fraudulent news scandals that flip-flopped to land on your doorstep... The cause
Please consider me for the post of Assistant to the Assistant Chief Executive Spin-Doctor, otherwise titled (a position recently posted by my own real
world company) "Chief Innovation Officer".
I promise to bring the Smear (I mean "Shmear") Campaign nothing less than it deserves, and I will do my best to spin, star, and flag with the best of
Please consider me a dedicated Smear Campaign Party member (I mean "Shmear"), and as such, as loyal as I may reasonably behave.
This includes working and family hours off from the campaign. Also, I am gluten intolerant, so I will bring fruit and cheese plates to the campaign
headquarters for breakfast, instead of bagels. Apples go well with shmears too... Deal with it, I'm working for free!
Smear (I mean Shmear) Campaign Party Platform
- States the obvious, I mean, the party
policy, um, plan of attack, er, APPROACH to this election! Yes, that's it.
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