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Forgetting the Jesuit terrorists for a second, you might say "what work?". Well according to Gabrielle, on top of winning the Pulitzer Prize for medicine, she also won the Prize for Literature, for this book I believe. This very book became a major underground hit in Germany and Russia, thanks to her husband Vladimir Putin (bear with me here, this gets more and more fantastical as we go along). Steven Spielberg also got hold of a copy, and adapted it into a movie that won a "Best Actor of All Time" Academy Award for it's star, Matthew McConaughey (see the likeness on the cover? She wasn't able to use an actual picture of him, something to do with a Jesuit conspiracy, and probably copyright). Now you might be saying "Wait a second, Matthew McConaughey has never won an Academy Award, has he?" Well folks, this is no ordinary Academy Award, this is the "Best of All Time" Academy Award, and apparently the Jesuits have orchestrated a massive conspiracy and censored all this information, and more!
Originally posted by gostr
I'm sure glad the robot that killed those 300,000 Jesuits is getting the congressional medal of honor from Obama.
OH MY GOODNESS. VLADIMIR WAS SO ANGRY ABOUT RULE 13! HE WAS YELLIN IN RUSSIAN AND JUDO CHOPPIN ALL THE SUPPORT BEAMS OF THE CHURCH. HE WAS PRETENDN THAT THEY WERE RULE 13. WE WAS GETTIN WORRIED THAT THE CHURCH WOULD LOOSE STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY. THE MAN IS SO RED BLOODED AND MASCULINE! HUGH, BRENT, AND THE REST OF THE MEN HAD TO RESTRAIN HIM. HE STARTED LAUNCHING NUKES AGAINST ANY COUNTRY THAT HE THOUGHT MIGHT HAVE JESUIT AFFILIATIONS, AND THEN GOT ANGRY AND MASHED HIS HANDS DOWN ON ALL THE RED "LAUNCH" BUTTONS. WE WAS ABLE TO CANCEL MOST OF THE NUKES BEFORE THEY DESTROYED TOO MANY INNOCENT COUNTRIES. WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO CALM HIM DOWN A BIT, AND HE'S ON THE PHONE WITH SOME OF THE NATIONS THAT WERE NUKED, THEY SEEM TO UNDERSTAND.
Guys, I'm more concerned about the EVIL JESUIT posing as me in the last post you all just read. It appears the Jesuits want me to be upset about someone else receiving an award, which I'm not. To be honest, I could care less. This FAKE POSTER is insulting my Lord Jesus, who knows I would NEVER, EVER stoop so low as to BOSS HIM AROUND, and demand that HE show up and conduct a Nobel Prize Ceremony for me, as if I care about awards in the first place. I'D REFUSE IT.
Most Sexual Lover Gail, I am calm down now. At times I can become extreme to defend the woman I love. But Jesus want me to have fruity spirit of self controling. Our scientists have confirm that there is hacker inside the brain-to-brain servers, and they are impersonate you well. The only way we can distinguish who is imposter comes from use pride scanners. The Jesuits always so pride! Pride women make me soft in my pants. But sexy Gail make me hard like bag of rocks inside penis. Always hard for Gail, Vladimir Putin