Originally posted by milominderbinder

Originally posted by Flavian
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What, how very dare you sir? I feel the first schism in the Church of Snow coming on........

You are clearly a fundamentalist Snow Whitian and have moved from the message of (free) love and compassion. I am writing to our Pontiff, Saint Walt of Disney in order to get you excommunicated for such heretical views!

NONSENSE!!! I have a personal relationship with Snow White and She tells me that it's my duty as a good Whitian to persecute others...ESPECIALLY whilst begging for money.

Likewise, our the current Saint Walt of Disney isn't REALLY a Pontiff...he's an ANTI-Pontiff!! Yes...we DEFINITELY HAVE A SCHISM!!

I'm going to write down 99 reasons why our Whitian Faith has been corrupted by Orlando (instead of Rome...get it?) nail them to the gate of Disneyland.

Originally posted by michaelbrux
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I think that its well established since the Disney cartoon that snow white is christian, remember the big cross at the end.

Originally posted by milominderbinder

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by NOTurTypical

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by iWantToBeelieve
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Posts like this garbage should be deleted. Completely absurd, and not the least bit funny. Mmk.

Hey, that's how I feel about posts on other religions and gods. And yet, they keep pouring in.

Well there is no Jiggerj forum to avoid, however there is a religion faith & theology one to avoid. Sorta easy for you to avoid this talk of God n stuff if it really bothered you now isnt it?

You wanna read what you wrote and insert your own name? You could've avoided this thread instead of bashing it. So why did you reply? I'll tell you why; it's because you wanted your own opinion heard (or read). And you know what? That's perfectly fine. I accept that when I post anything on line, I am going to get replies that agree, disagree, and strongly disagree. That's life.

So, bash away, as long as you remember that Snow White overthrew the evil queen because She loves you!

That's right!! Don't fall into temptation by those who deny the existence of Our Lady, Snow White!!

Gotta run.... I'm off to knock on all of my neighbors doors to tell them the "good news" about Snow White and tell them all that the dwarves need their money badly. Plus, there are a couple of lesbians that live down the block from me so I have to be sure to tell them how much Snow White hates them and how they are going to go to the Bad Forest when they die.

So much to do...so little time.

Originally posted by 767Captain
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LOL!! LOL!!!!

Let's start a religion!

("religions" have been "started" on less.....I'm looking at YOU!. Mormons!!!)

Originally posted by mbkennel

Originally posted by milominderbinder

Originally posted by Flavian
reply to post by milominderbinder

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What, how very dare you sir? I feel the first schism in the Church of Snow coming on........

You are clearly a fundamentalist Snow Whitian and have moved from the message of (free) love and compassion. I am writing to our Pontiff, Saint Walt of Disney in order to get you excommunicated for such heretical views!

NONSENSE!!! I have a personal relationship with Snow White and She tells me that it's my duty as a good Whitian to persecute others...ESPECIALLY whilst begging for money.

Likewise, our the current Saint Walt of Disney isn't REALLY a Pontiff...he's an ANTI-Pontiff!! Yes...we DEFINITELY HAVE A SCHISM!!

I'm going to write down 99 reasons why our Whitian Faith has been corrupted by Orlando (instead of Rome...get it?) nail them to the gate of Disneyland.

I hear the oppressed priests toiling in the DisHolyLand have been known to call it amongst themselves, "Mousechwitz"

Originally posted by eNaR

Originally posted by milominderbinder

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by NOTurTypical

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by iWantToBeelieve
reply to post by jiggerj

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Posts like this garbage should be deleted. Completely absurd, and not the least bit funny. Mmk.

Hey, that's how I feel about posts on other religions and gods. And yet, they keep pouring in.

Well there is no Jiggerj forum to avoid, however there is a religion faith & theology one to avoid. Sorta easy for you to avoid this talk of God n stuff if it really bothered you now isnt it?

You wanna read what you wrote and insert your own name? You could've avoided this thread instead of bashing it. So why did you reply? I'll tell you why; it's because you wanted your own opinion heard (or read). And you know what? That's perfectly fine. I accept that when I post anything on line, I am going to get replies that agree, disagree, and strongly disagree. That's life.

So, bash away, as long as you remember that Snow White overthrew the evil queen because She loves you!

That's right!! Don't fall into temptation by those who deny the existence of Our Lady, Snow White!!

Gotta run....[color=Yellow] I'm off to knock on all of my neighbors doors to tell them the "good news" [/color] about Snow White and tell them all that the dwarves need their money badly. Plus, there are a couple of lesbians that live down the block from me so I have to be sure to tell them how much Snow White hates them and how they are going to go to the Bad Forest when they die.

So much to do...so little time.

Are you saying you're going to start a "White Witness" religion and bother people by dropping by their homes on a weekly basis and offering them the "WhiteTower" or "Sleep" pamphlets ?

edit on 15-6-2012 by eNaR because: (no reason given)

Originally posted by iWantToBeelieve
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Posts like this garbage should be deleted. Completely absurd, and not the least bit funny. Mmk.

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by windword

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
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I think Goddess worship has been tried once or somethin.

I'm not sure, cuz I haven't seen the movie, but doesn't the Huntsman wake Snow White up from her slumber/death, after she unwittingly ate a poison apple, with a kiss, and then they live happily ever after, (in heaven)?

Sounds more like a story about a male savior than a goddess, mother figure. Just sayin.

edit on 15-6-2012 by windword because: (no reason given)

No, no, you don't get it. Snow White IS the Huntsman, AND the evil queen. We are all Her and she is all us. She is the Alfalfa and the Old Eggo, the Yikes and the yolks. Oh, this is DEEP!

Originally posted by NOTurTypical

Originally posted by windword

Originally posted by NOTurTypical
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I think Goddess worship has been tried once or somethin.

I'm not sure, cuz I haven't seen the movie, but doesn't the Huntsman wake Snow White up from her slumber/death, after she unwittingly ate a poison apple, with a kiss, and then they live happily ever after, (in heaven)?

Sounds more like a story about a male savior than a goddess, mother figure. Just sayin.

edit on 15-6-2012 by windword because: (no reason given)

You gotta tell OP that, he's the one who said he thinks that 'she is god'.

Originally posted by jiggerj

Originally posted by InfoKartel
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You are correct. Most movies and stories and novels are based on a religious work called the Bible.

Sorry, but the Bible is based on stories written of gods before the bible. You do know there were other gods (before the Jesus story) that were born to virgins, died and resurrected, right?

Originally posted by milominderbinder

Originally posted by michaelbrux
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I think that its well established since the Disney cartoon that snow white is christian, remember the big cross at the end.

^^^ I vote this the most absurd comment in the history of ATS...mostly because of serious tone.^^^