Originally posted by milominderbinder
Originally posted by Flavian
reply to post by milominderbinder
What, how very dare you sir? I feel the first schism in the Church of Snow coming on........
You are clearly a fundamentalist Snow Whitian and have moved from the message of (free) love and compassion. I am writing to our Pontiff, Saint Walt of Disney in order to get you excommunicated for such heretical views!
NONSENSE!!! I have a personal relationship with Snow White and She tells me that it's my duty as a good Whitian to persecute others...ESPECIALLY whilst begging for money.
Likewise, our the current Saint Walt of Disney isn't REALLY a Pontiff...he's an ANTI-Pontiff!! Yes...we DEFINITELY HAVE A SCHISM!!
I'm going to write down 99 reasons why our Whitian Faith has been corrupted by Orlando (instead of Rome...get it?) nail them to the gate of Disneyland.
I hear the oppressed priests toiling in the DisHolyLand have been known to call it amongst themselves, "Mousechwitz"