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Originally posted by CoherentlyConfused
Back on topic.....Snow White will totally forgive you for your debt sin, even if you don't believe in Her. No catches.
"And the Flying Spaghetti Monster saw the light, that it was good: and with His Noodly Appendage divided the light from the darkness."
Thus might read the Book of Genesis in the Pastafarian Bible. Pastafarianism, according to its followers, is a new and entirely plausible theory of the beginning of the world and the history of human beings - at least as plausible, if not more, they say, as the theory of Intelligent Design.
And they are willing to fight for it.
The story of the FSM Church and its battle for official recognition started with an unemployed physics graduate from Oregon State University with too much time on his hands. Inspired by fundamentalist Christians' demand to teach Intelligent Design as another scientific theory side by side with evolution in biology classes, 25-year-old Bobby Henderson addressed an open letter to the Kansas Board of Education ...
"I am concerned. . . that students will hear only one theory of Intelligent Design," he wrote. "I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him."
Originally posted by old_god
reply to post by jiggerj
I am more Alice in Wonderland me
Originally posted by iWantToBeelieve
reply to post by jiggerj
Posts like this garbage should be deleted. Completely absurd, and not the least bit funny. Mmk.
Originally posted by jiggerj
Originally posted by iWantToBeelieve
reply to post by jiggerj
Posts like this garbage should be deleted. Completely absurd, and not the least bit funny. Mmk.
Hey, that's how I feel about posts on other religions and gods. And yet, they keep pouring in.
Originally posted by butcherguy
Not much bashing of Mohammed and his 'Magic Carpet Ride'.
I guess people are afraid of the 'peace loving' Islamists.
Originally posted by Flavian
Originally posted by CoherentlyConfused
Back on topic.....Snow White will totally forgive you for your debt sin, even if you don't believe in Her. No catches.
Exactly, Snow White is the font of all knowledge, as demonstrated in our sacred show:
Snow White: You're Sleepy!
Sleepy (Yawning): How did you guess?
See, she knows everything!edit on 15-6-2012 by Flavian because: (no reason given)